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Re: hello from liverpool

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What do you call a scouser in a white shell suit? The Bride
Good one Pastor , we need to get this thread rockin' though

Here is the wedding car, in chav Burberry

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And after the marraige comes the kids.

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there was a croud around a car by my house today so i walked over to see what all the fuss was
turned out the car had a tax disc on
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Why do little scouse girls put fish in their knickers?










So that they can smell like big scouse girls!
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What do you say to a scouser in a uniform?





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A a a a a calm down!
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pigeons fly upside down by my house now
there s nothing worth shitting on
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scouser in a bar with his mate
his mate kicks im in the back and says that was a kung fu kick from china
10 mins later he gets a chop on the neck his mate says that was a karate chop from japan
10mins later his mate jumps up spins round an kicks im in the face and says thats tai kwon do from korea
the scouser walks out of the bar comes back in and hits his mate on the back of the head and says
thats a fu **in crow bar from b&q
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Jay did you pop by my office today??

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yeah an im coming back 4 me bricks tonight
goin shoppin with them
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What do you call a scouser at university?

the cleaner
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steady on eddy
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how do you circumcise a mancunian

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touche Jay LOL - I'm actually not a real manc and I have scouser relatives, but very little is sacred in my book when it comes to taking the mickey
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