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cc Our water which art in quarry
Shalloweth be not thy depth Thy colour green Thy surface serene No earth as it's set in sandstone Give us this day some decent viz And forgive us our Sambas As we forgive those who wobble beside us And lead us not beneath the tethered plate But deliver us from evil lactic burn Let mine be the deepest So I get the glory We shiver and shiver Amen Sorry about the italics. Browser problems. Hope no-one religious takes offense - remember, God must have a sense of humour, if he created us! |
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Now gather around... from now on I do believe we should recite this before each dip...
saltFree christmas carol anyone? clearly it has to be based on Hark the Herald Angels Sing
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Here's a verse. Please feel free to add...
Up the Scuba Angels bring All Saltfree who’re wandering Each freediver’s safety-minded Clip their lanyards to the line Joy at all the FHOFs rising Bubble rockets, surface busting He who dares to go so deep Ask their Angels not to sleep Up the Scuba Angels bring All Saltfree who’re wandering
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"Down and down, into the green
saltFree divers fall unseen. Dropping to the bottom plate where scuba angels wait and wait. Time to take the tag and turn Rise triumphant, legs a-burn Soon you meet your safety buddy Break the surface, nose all bloody (?) Up the Scuba Angels Bring All SaltFree who're wandering... on the other hand maybe we should leave this to Barry...
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diving in the green
in a nice yellow monofin past the scubies we go nose pinched all the way... (meant to be working, only had time for that one)
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