2004 Dates

[samdive]

VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR ANYONE WHO LIKES DIVING IN COLD BRITISH QUARRIES!

That Deeper Blue calendar that you just bought from Stephan.... that boring black diary that your tight arsed brother got free from work, wrapped up and presented to you as a special gift.....

take a big red pen.... and turn to the page that says 22 May and 23 May 2004 at the top...

write on them

VERY VERY BUSY - NOT AVAILABLE FOR ANYTHING

and if you really like the deep, green stuff.... you might want to do the same for the weekend before and the Thursday and Friday of that week.....

I'm not saying anything... just keep those dates clear

Happy New Year

Sam x

[Paul Kotik]

..... but if I write that, I won't be available for your thing, either. Shouldn't I write NOT AVAILBABLE FOR ANYTHING EXCEPT WHATEVER SAM IS PLANNING BUT HOLDING BACK AS SOME KIND OF SURPRISE AT THE LAST MINUTE ?

I don't know - that won't even fit in the little calendar squares in the boring black diary my tight-arsed brother.....

[samdive]

get the red pen out and add to
NOT AVAILABLE FOR ANYTHING
the single word
EXCEPT
and some time in January, we will tell you what to write after that.......

my brother's just told me he's keeping the diary himself this year....

OH and if you are one of those posh, YUPPIE people then TAP it into your PALMTOP or whatever they are called....

me? I scratched it on my slate with a bit of old chalk..

Sam