*** Ants In Your Pants ***

[laura storm]

Coming soon to a TV screen near you! Well, more precisely this Saturday night. On the 6th October Mark Altsaint Harris and Livvy Blue Fins Love Jooce will be live on ITV coaching Ant and Dec in a head to head breath-hold challenge. So tune in to Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway @ 5:28 to see who goes down and stays down the longest. Will it be Liv's Dec or Mark's Ant who wins the title?

Roll up, roll up aquaholics - place your bets!

And if that isn't star-spangled enough .. last week's preview had been shot by none other than Monkey Matt.
BAFTAs Lovies, BAFTAs!!
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[samdive]

my money's on Dec at 2 mins 10 seconds...

[Donna]

oh bum, we won't have a picture on sky at that time here in Cyprus (we lose the signal around that time grrrr) - could someone record it for me somehow?

Ant - 2 min 32 sec

[AltSaint]

Hi Donna - they rerun video clips of the Ant vs. Dec challenges on the Saturday Night Takeaway website. We did a load of training and filming today, and if they screen some of the footage I am hoping they will, it should give the viewers a taste of real freediving, not just the breath-hold stunt itself. Both the guys did very well, so it will be an interesting challenge to watch!

[Lammy]

I know it doesn't make good PR for freediving but it would be great TV and a gift to the world.....do they both go 'too far' ?

Guessing not, shame - dec 3'00"

Lammy

[laura storm]

It'll be a live performance on Saturday so nothing is certain. They're 'in training' this week though. Liv and Mark giving them a taste of our brand of tough love coaching. You know. The type that gets results!

My notes are on Dec but that's coz he's cute
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[Lammy]

Bet you fancied him when he was just a little geordie twoker

byker byker grooooove

[Vodka Elf]

Sheesh . Don't worry Pastor, I've been telling her for years to get her eyes tested.
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[Pastor]

Thank XXXX for that

[Spaniard]

Howay the lads! Ant, 5mins 20secs.

[BennyB]

Tough love.... the best kind

Liv don't give all our tricks away.... like the one where you put the thingy in the you know so they can't whatsit....

[laura storm]

.. Spaniard!!! What planet are you on? 5mins20? I love your optimism but bring it down babe - these are pre-pubescent newbies if you get my drift.
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[laura storm]

Oh .. and tough love rules OK
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[laura storm]

Yeah Lammy ... cute, va va voom in a school boy rough Northern kinda way
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[samdive]

what I want to know is

Have you got them eating pomegranates????

and

How do I get out of dave's mum's 70th birthday party long enough to watch ant and dec on saturday????