can someone tell me why did they design wet suits so you have to pee in them?

[Absolute]

Have you ever head of anyone getting a pissette squeeze?

[Huan]

Nope, why? there would have to be air or a compressible medium to get a squeeze.

[milhouse]

For those ''equipped like Ron Jeremy'' guys, it's possible to make it by yourself, at the desired size!

Here's the link (in french...)

http://www.spearboy.com/dossiers/pissette.php

[Mr. X]

Originally Posted by milhouse

For those ''equipped like Ron Jeremy'' guys, it's possible to make it by yourself, at the desired size!

Here's the link (in french...)

http://www.spearboy.com/dossiers/pissette.php

Here is an auto-translation (usually good for a laugh)...http://translate.google.com/translat...lr%3D%26sa%3DG

[island_sands]

Originally Posted by BladeRunner

what the hell are those things in the center of the photo? Condoms?

that's what i thought
but my mind was more on this

[aydin]

Originally Posted by milhouse

For those ''equipped like Ron Jeremy'' guys, it's possible to make it by yourself, at the desired size!

Here's the link (in french...)

http://www.spearboy.com/dossiers/pissette.php

You must mention to the temparature of sea,you can get surprised when you take the desired size at land ,esp. at calm waters
Aydın

[naiad]

I think that picture sums up why they don't design suits like that.

[Alison]

Originally Posted by island_sands

that's what i thought
but my mind was more on this

Actually that looks like its coming out of his armpit

[island_sands]

Originally Posted by Alison

Actually that looks like its coming out of his armpit

yes it does...

[jimdoe2you]

It very well might!!!!

I have mine coming out right behind the knee!


There was more written here, but island sands saved me from my own worse self.

[Tim1]

I am not convinced. It seems to me as though you'd need to be sexually excited to get your john thomas into one of those things and anyway, I dress to the left...

They look like a latter day equivalent of an Elizabethan cod piece. Can you imagine the proportions they would assume if they became fashionable!

I'll just carry on peeing into a wetsuit and flush a few gallons through from the neck as I get out of the water. Then no one will ever know just how penilely challenged I am...

[Huan]

Urine wrecks neoprene glue.
Many manufacturers will not warranty suits that have been attacked with uric acid.
The seams are the first thing to go.
I just can't bring myself to piss into my suit, there isn't enough waterflow to properly flush the suit and it stinks when you get out.
anyway you have to want one of these enough to pay for it to be fitted, plus wait for the 2 weeks it takes to get done.
I don't know of any wetsuit maker apart from Alain Laborde that offers a pisette as an option.

[milhouse]

There's those who pee in their wetsuit...

and there's those who lie about it!

[island_sands]

Originally Posted by Tim1

I am not convinced. It seems to me as though you'd need to be sexually excited to get your john thomas into one of those things and anyway, I dress to the left...

just hold your breath it may help to get you going...

Dress to the left? but this one's pointing forwards

[Tim1]

Originally Posted by island_sands

just hold your breath it may help to get you going...

Pass the orange, plastic bag and some washing line please. Ooops, I'll be accused of being a tory MP...