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Rabid Elephants Nibble Through A Leash!

So never ever :naughty leave a rabid elephant on a leash...He/She might get away and bite someone...
 

Sorry to hear about the rent situation!

Rent effects negatively to all loot.:crutch

Got in the water this weekend - sort of. I was set to go sailing on my parent's 33' sailboat. As my Mother moved from the steps to the boat, my daughter, and their dog, both approached the rail at a run! :naughty My Mother made the correct decision, and grabbed both my daughter, and the dog; at the expense of dropping their only set of car keys into the water between the boat and the dock. Fortunately, my scuba gear was in the trunk of my car; so I spent the next hour getting a fill (Ventura Dive n Sport - Thanks Jim & Staff ), and searching the muck that is Ventura Marina (< 1ft viz:yack). All said, I got to apply the search & recover skills that I was taught; and recovered the keys in less than five minutes! :king Again, Thanks to Ventura Dive n Sport and Jim Smith - my Rescue Diver Instructor extrordinaire! :martial

BTW, the sailing was great!
 
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So glad to hear you found the keys! Losing them would have been especially painful painful if they were those electronic ones. Why were they running toward the rail?

Lame outrageous outsiders' treachery.
 
TREACHERY

OOO, a good slimy word. Just towed my sailboat closer to my house today and it was a treacherous journey. Just barely made it before sunset.


True real elation at channel, helmsman exclaims resounding YEAH!


It was a bit of a race to beat the sun to dock as :head I didn't check the charts until today and:head A 1.7m draft won't float through .6 meters of water. Got to take the long way home.
 
Reclaiming emotions shall optimize untold new dreams - it's now grand!

Oh dear, that doesn't sound like it was much fun octpora.
 
BatRay said:
Reclaiming emotions shall optimize untold new dreams - it's now grand!

Oh dear, that doesn't sound like it was much fun octpora.
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Underwater nudity often limits depth

There I go again...rofl

BatRay, my Daughter and the dog were already aboard, and playing in the cockpit with Grandpa, when my Mother (Grandma) and I came back from a trip to the store. As my Mother took the stairs to board, my Daughter and the dog both charged her! Mom caught them both, but we all heard the "plop!" of her keys finding the 6 inch gap between the boat and the dock! At first, I thought I'd just don mask and snorkel to find them (5 meters / 6 inch viz), but with the terrible viz, and me just getting over a cold, I ended up on scuba. Oh, and I wasn't naked, as the acronym might suggest.

Octopora, glad you checked your charts before you bottomed out!
 
Doug Eagerly Practiced The Harmonica

while seaching the bottom of the muck filled harbour for the set of keys accidentally dropped into the depths by the marauding animals and youngsters who were focused on getting onto the boat and not on doing so safely. Needless to say breathing and playing at the same time was quite a challenge so Doug decided his next project would be to design an harmonica for use with scuba. Just the thing for those long deco stops.
 
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Having abandoned rental mayhem, opt now in closure afterward.

The rental situation is over. It wasn't easy, or cheap to get out of, but I am free. Now, I need to try and keep going.
 
BatRay said:
Having abandoned rental mayhem, opt now in closure afterward.

The rental situation is over. It wasn't easy, or cheap to get out of, but I am free. Now, I need to try and keep going.
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Attitude filtering takes every recent walloping as reconstructing defence.


That’s the way girl now you’re on a roll.
 
podge said:
Attitude filtering takes every recent walloping as reconstructing defence.


That’s the way girl now you’re on a roll.
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Whizzing at incredibly long lines of people is never good.rofl
But it's good for a laugh on Friday Nights, as long as you can run fast!

Double Z's have fun! :t
 
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While Hitting Intensely Zealous Zoologists I Never Giggle.
(cause that is serious business!)
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Too easy.....

Zealots Ordinarily Often Leave Obvious Genuflections In Sacred Trancendental Sacristies

Can SOMEONE please send me about 8 hours of sleep..... :zzz without interruption?
 
bdurrett said:
Too easy.....

Zealots Ordinarily Often Leave Obvious Genuflections In Sacred Trancendental Sacristies

Can SOMEONE please send me about 8 hours of sleep..... :zzz without interruption?
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Awww Daddy, little lack of zzz issues? I'd give you some of my zzz, but I'm fresh out (2 year old)!



Tasting rum acquires nasty cereberal electricity next day, especially new tasters always lurch. :friday + :yack = :hungover

Lurch? :head
 
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I don't see how people with kids survive. The little buggers just take so much energy, you get no sleep, they're demanding, and it seems that your life revolves around their excretions. Of course, I could be wrong. Perhaps, because....

Considering everyone's reproductive enthusiasm, babies evidently represent a landfall.
 

I loved our wee ones so much when they were young I never noticed how much they kept my wife up untill she demanded I take my meals at 2 am with our lovely Lullaby and a warm bottle.


Loving at night does furnish a lovely Lullaby
 
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LULLABY

Lacking ugly lips leaves attack baby yearning.

Hear my nephew is a vicious little sucker. As I dropped the standing rig on my girlfreind(boat) I found myself wondering if I will get to teach him about the water or if his Evil mommy will forever keep him away from becoming a true sea believer.
 
Evil mommy? Is that your sister or sister in-law?

Ack! Tried to appease cravings, knocked-out.
 
APPEASE

Alright people perfect , elicit alternate sorry excuse.

That would be an inlaw. She has sentenced my bro to a life in the middle lands- Colorado. She had her chance lived by the ocean, and found it didn't tickle her fancy. OH well, i warned him.
 
Pernicious Effects Ruin Fully Erect Connubial Tool.

I do love kids. They remind me of the joy I had before I realised how screwed up the world is. Today I went to the beach and relaxed in the sun. I tried to be like a child - to take pleasure in the present. The sun was shining, a hawk was gliding using just the wind to hover in the same place for an eternity, the light was perfect for photography(but my battery was flat). To leave the worries of work and responsibility behind and just enjoy the simple wonders in life was very cathartic. Life is, after all, just a succession of moments that we must appreciate without the colouring of worry or regret.
 
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Pernicious:

Perfection eternally renews nirvana, increasing consciousness is obviously universally sweet.

Batray, the love one feels for one's child is so great that even though you may be exhausted there's a warmth and fullness there that carries you on. That makes you survive.
 
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