After training massage

[island_sands]

well now you have done the work-outs.. now for luxury.

Last Saturday I decided to book a deep-tissue massage after my training session.. wow what an experience that was. If you ever have 60 minutes of free time and a couple of bucks, its well worth it.

I was laid naked on the bench, face down, then covered with towels. The lady started pushing down on my back in various places, (it clicked-marvellous) and then had her knees in my back oh was i at her mercy.

She removed parts of the towel where she would massage.. the oil smelt of jasmine and other essential oils and it was almost mineral like, unlike some of the heavier oils they use for massage.

I was at the mercy of the strongest thumbs i have ever experienced, she rubbed deep, manipulated my legs, smacked the bottom of my feet.. pulled my appendages and worked her way up.. stuck her fingers in my neck and I swear... my brain was on fire.. I saw stars.. or bubbles... i don't know..

She finished off with a head and neck massage facing upwards.. and when i looked at myself in the mirror my cheeks were flushed, for at least 15 minutes.

I had spring in my step for hours afterwards.. felt positive, rejuvenated.. and i wasnt sore after gym

well worth it, much recommended.

 

[DeepThought]

I was laid naked on the bench, face down, then covered with towels. The lady started pushing down on my back in various places, (it clicked-marvellous) and then had her knees in my back oh was i at her mercy.

Sounds to me like the money should've flowed the other way.

 

[pat fish]

I planned my next holiday in Dahab - maybe I should change to Dubai...

 

[land shark]

rofl rofl rofl
Got that right Michael!
Come to think of it? You sure it wasnt Sinky???..... AAAAHHHHHH!! Now i get the avatar!

ok sands I nnneed a cold shower now thanxs. :hmm

jim

 

[BennyB]

If you think that was nice Sands, next time try it with hot rocks :king
They press very warm, oiled rocks into you and use these to massage. Your muscles will completely melt.. I struggled to change gears on the drive home rofl

Cheers,
Ben

 

[island_sands]

If you think that was nice Sands, next time try it with hot rocks :king
They press very warm, oiled rocks into you and use these to massage. Your muscles will completely melt.. I struggled to change gears on the drive home rofl

Cheers,
Ben

oh yes.. the hot stone massage.. had one of those.. mmmmm
i think i am becoming a massage freak rofl

 

[iceselkie]

Anyone here try Rolfing?? I keep hearing how good it is.. (yes, massages are amazing, especially when they involve a little cranio-sacral realignment.. :inlove )

 

[island_sands]

Anyone here try Rolfing?? I keep hearing how good it is.. (yes, massages are amazing, especially when they involve a little cranio-sacral realignment.. :inlove )

Rolfing?? that means vomiting in South Africa.. is that after your absinthe?

seriously.. what is it?

 

[sinkweight]

Come to think of it? You sure it wasnt Sinky???..... AAAAHHHHHH!! Now i get the avatar!

Alright, the jig is up. I was only in it for the money, folks. Baby needs a new pair of Sporasub Samauri goggles.

Yes, by "baby" I mean ME.

Your muscles will completely melt.. I struggled to change gears on the drive home

ha ha ha. Why not just drive home in first. I mean, the idea is to relax, isn't it?

I started my own massage parlor last year, perhaps you've heard of it...Smoggy's?. I thought I could cut cost by eliminating the employees altogether. Unfortunately, with the rising cost of fuel these days, I barely broke even from the amount of fuel it takes to run ten mechanical earth compactors for one hour. I was living off of tips alone for the last couple of months before building code inspectors shut me down for running high exhaust output machines indoors. That turned out to be one of the reasons people were too drowsy to feel their ribs being broken.