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w3ac

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That was kinda disturbing man.

Brad
 
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IronLung

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::shudders:: I think I'll find a nice corner and curl into a fetal position for a while...

Ike
 
mishu1984

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please gouge out my eyes
 
Shadowkiller

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Strangely arousing...

oops... time to up my medication... rofl
 
shaneshac

shaneshac

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Thats my wifes current favourite song

Is that madonna in her eighties? Man i knew those cones would not hold out ;)
 
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island_sands

island_sands

Erection Supervisor ;)
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ugh! i perish the thought of droopy breasts... and droopy everything!
 
bdurrett

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Uhhhhh ........

:yack

::Rummaging frantically through the desk drawer:: "I KNOW that I hid that bottle of Scotch in here SOMEWHERE! Ah here it is....." ::Gulp, Gulp, Gulp::

And for THAT I had LASIK? :blackeye

VERY Twisted..... funny, but Twisted.....



Naaah, on second thought... just Twisted.....
 
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SThompson

SThompson

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Ahhhh........pain....eyes....head.........Ahhhhhhhhh


Make the bad lady get out of my head, make the bad lady stop!!!!



ARRRRGHGGHHGHGHGHGHHGGHGHH
 
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T Ash

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That was just plain wrong.
 
Oldsarge

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From the tone of the replies, I'm not even going to open it!!!
 
Alison

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What did we ever do to Newton??

edit The day my boobs reach past my ears isthe day I bid you all fairwell. Some things take a few minutes to reach home and that is one of them. Not a way to make a girl feel good!

Futher edit!! The ancient Arabic curse! May your crotch be infested with lice! and may your arms be too short to scratch!!!
 
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Adrian

Adrian

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Sigh...no comment!

Adrian
 
bdurrett

bdurrett

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Got an idea

Originally posted by Oldsarge
From the tone of the replies, I'm not even going to open it!!!

Hey Sarge, let's just say with your

"Holland's .375: One Planet, One Rifle!"

You could put it out of OUR misery rofl
 
mishu1984

mishu1984

Halla Waaaaallllaaa
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Originally posted by Alison
What did we ever do to Newton??

edit The day my boobs reach past my ears isthe day I bid you all fairwell. Some things take a few minutes to reach home and that is one of them. Not a way to make a girl feel good!

Futher edit!! The ancient Arabic curse! May your crotch be infested with lice! and may your arms be too short to scratch!!!


HAHAHAHAHA that hit the spot for me! nice one alison
 
bdurrett

bdurrett

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You started it....

OK Sharkey,

On that note, here you go....

You know what the reality behind the Chat Rooms are? Here!

I just realized that it is in German...

OK, translation is:

The girl: "You sound nice. How old are you and what is your favorite thing to do at school?"

The .... thing: "I am 16 and a fitness fanatic. I often go bike riding and to the Fitness Center."


LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! WAIT, IT ISN'T WEARING ANY!!!

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGHHHHHH!
 

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island_sands

island_sands

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ugh!!!!

thank god i still pass the pencil test...
 
shaneshac

shaneshac

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Whats the pencil test ?????????????
 
bdurrett

bdurrett

Colorado Transplant
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Do NOT go there!

Originally posted by shaneshac
Whats the pencil test ?????????????

PLEASE DON'T GO THERE!
Trust me, you DON'T want to know!


rofl rofl
 
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