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::shudders:: I think I'll find a nice corner and curl into a fetal position for a while...

Ike
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Thats my wifes current favourite song

Is that madonna in her eighties? Man i knew those cones would not hold out ;)
 
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ugh! i perish the thought of droopy breasts... and droopy everything!
 
Uhhhhh ........

:yack

::Rummaging frantically through the desk drawer:: "I KNOW that I hid that bottle of Scotch in here SOMEWHERE! Ah here it is....." ::Gulp, Gulp, Gulp::

And for THAT I had LASIK? :blackeye

VERY Twisted..... funny, but Twisted.....



Naaah, on second thought... just Twisted.....
 
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Ahhhh........pain....eyes....head.........Ahhhhhhhhh


Make the bad lady get out of my head, make the bad lady stop!!!!



ARRRRGHGGHHGHGHGHGHHGGHGHH
 
From the tone of the replies, I'm not even going to open it!!!
 
What did we ever do to Newton??

edit The day my boobs reach past my ears isthe day I bid you all fairwell. Some things take a few minutes to reach home and that is one of them. Not a way to make a girl feel good!

Futher edit!! The ancient Arabic curse! May your crotch be infested with lice! and may your arms be too short to scratch!!!
 
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Got an idea

Originally posted by Oldsarge
From the tone of the replies, I'm not even going to open it!!!

Hey Sarge, let's just say with your

"Holland's .375: One Planet, One Rifle!"

You could put it out of OUR misery rofl
 
Originally posted by Alison
What did we ever do to Newton??

edit The day my boobs reach past my ears isthe day I bid you all fairwell. Some things take a few minutes to reach home and that is one of them. Not a way to make a girl feel good!

Futher edit!! The ancient Arabic curse! May your crotch be infested with lice! and may your arms be too short to scratch!!!


HAHAHAHAHA that hit the spot for me! nice one alison
 
You started it....

OK Sharkey,

On that note, here you go....

You know what the reality behind the Chat Rooms are? Here!

I just realized that it is in German...

OK, translation is:

The girl: "You sound nice. How old are you and what is your favorite thing to do at school?"

The .... thing: "I am 16 and a fitness fanatic. I often go bike riding and to the Fitness Center."


LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! WAIT, IT ISN'T WEARING ANY!!!

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGHHHHHH!
 

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Do NOT go there!

Originally posted by shaneshac
Whats the pencil test ?????????????

PLEASE DON'T GO THERE!
Trust me, you DON'T want to know!


rofl rofl
 
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