posted 03-22-2004 07:48 AM
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The best prank I did was- Here is the details- My wife and her entire family love to scratch those instant loser tickets and dream of winning it big!! (They own a Mini-mart that sells the tickets- They sell 5,000-10,000 tickets a year(( one winner $5,000 since I have known My wife)) One day i was in a store and saw some fake instant winning tickets that was on St. Patricts day, so I bought one for $1. I saved it and on april fools day i bought some real lottery tickets for my wife, because if i gave one fake one she would realize the it!!
I gave her the tickets when she came home from work-Rx. She had a hard day pushing drugs so I gave her the tickets and went to the living room. It took her forever to sit down and scratch them!!! I was sitting on the couch and heard the scatching of her little fingers. I was about ready to explode!! She scratched 2-3 other tickets then she got really quite and said " Jeff I won" I said thats good- like she won 2 dollars. She said she won again. I said I am glad. Then I ask how much and she would not tell me!! I was dying. She was thinking what she was going to do with the money and being really quite. I then ask her how much and she sat on my lap and showed me the ticket. She won 15,000$$$.
There comes a time when you know you are in deep sh--. I was there. Her heart was pounding and I could feel her excitment. She was soo happy. I ask her what day it is. She looked at the ticket and it was a ticket that said ""Lucky Day" tickets and she said it was her lucky day pointing to the ticket. I said what day is it and she said her lucky day!! I started to laugh. She did not get it so i asked her to read the back of the ticket-
It read something like
1. Ticket can only be paid on every other leap year
2. Ticket is valid only if scratched on a Saturday
3. Money will be distubuted by Santa Clause!!
By this time I was laughing my butt off- she was pissed. I still laugh about it. She proceeded to tell her family how mean I was... As I said they take there gamling serious. The mother in law thought it was mean and sick. It just cracks me UP!!!
Would love to hear others- For some IDEAS???
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The best prank I did was- Here is the details- My wife and her entire family love to scratch those instant loser tickets and dream of winning it big!! (They own a Mini-mart that sells the tickets- They sell 5,000-10,000 tickets a year(( one winner $5,000 since I have known My wife)) One day i was in a store and saw some fake instant winning tickets that was on St. Patricts day, so I bought one for $1. I saved it and on april fools day i bought some real lottery tickets for my wife, because if i gave one fake one she would realize the it!!
I gave her the tickets when she came home from work-Rx. She had a hard day pushing drugs so I gave her the tickets and went to the living room. It took her forever to sit down and scratch them!!! I was sitting on the couch and heard the scatching of her little fingers. I was about ready to explode!! She scratched 2-3 other tickets then she got really quite and said " Jeff I won" I said thats good- like she won 2 dollars. She said she won again. I said I am glad. Then I ask how much and she would not tell me!! I was dying. She was thinking what she was going to do with the money and being really quite. I then ask her how much and she sat on my lap and showed me the ticket. She won 15,000$$$.
There comes a time when you know you are in deep sh--. I was there. Her heart was pounding and I could feel her excitment. She was soo happy. I ask her what day it is. She looked at the ticket and it was a ticket that said ""Lucky Day" tickets and she said it was her lucky day pointing to the ticket. I said what day is it and she said her lucky day!! I started to laugh. She did not get it so i asked her to read the back of the ticket-
It read something like
1. Ticket can only be paid on every other leap year
2. Ticket is valid only if scratched on a Saturday
3. Money will be distubuted by Santa Clause!!
By this time I was laughing my butt off- she was pissed. I still laugh about it. She proceeded to tell her family how mean I was... As I said they take there gamling serious. The mother in law thought it was mean and sick. It just cracks me UP!!!
Would love to hear others- For some IDEAS???
