It doesn't hurt to take a long hard look at yourself from time to time
and this should help you get started
During a visit to the local mental asylum, a visitor asked the Hospital
Director, what the criteria as to who should be institutionalised
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to
empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
want a room with or without a view?"
Now how many of you got it wrong???
and this should help you get started
During a visit to the local mental asylum, a visitor asked the Hospital
Director, what the criteria as to who should be institutionalised
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to
empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
want a room with or without a view?"
Now how many of you got it wrong???