August's Caption Contest!!

[icarus pacific]

This month's photo is proof positive that sometimes, being a spearo bites. rofl

Shadowkiller kindly sent me this one of his mate in full retreat from the jaws of a six spine. :blackeye

Same deal as before- come up with and submit the funniest caption for the photo and you'll stroll around replete with a DB T shirt or a DB coffee mug.

Contest ends the end of the month and we're a few days in already so get busy and ferchrissakes mind the jewels. :crutch

 

[podge]

Hello, it’s a little worm nice to see you mind if I take a bite.

 

[Spaniard]

You don't look anything like your picture on the mail-order bride website!! Oh well, pucker up darling it's our honeymoon.

 

[stuckinsurrey]

Remmington release new fuzz remover for wetsuits

 

[DeepThought]

I have no idea what I'm looking it. Seriously, that's not a caption, what is this piece of... colours?

 

[foxfish]

Knob head!

 

[fogish]

Yeah baby that's how I like it, right on the beaver tail. Who's your spearo?

 

[fogish]

Wait a minute, that's not a cleaner wrasse!!

 

[Yidaki]

FINDING NEMO

 

[Jon]

It's Ok to love fish, just as long as you don't LOVE fish.

 

[BatRay]

At least it wasn't a shark .

 

[jimdoe2you]

The rare and elusive "Whorefish" (Nymphoius Sluticus)!!!!

 

[crusty]

Wait till they are married, he certainly wont be getting any of that anymore:head :head

Crusty

 

[BatRay]

Underwater, it's called a bubble job.

 

[DeepThought]

So that's how a blowfish looks like!



Now really, is this some kind of pretty triggerfish looking for a the rest of the gun?

 

[DeepThought]

Wait a minute, that's not a cleaner wrasse!!

Next time don't mix the cleaning-station with the mole-station.

 

[Shadowkiller]

I have no idea what I'm looking it. Seriously, that's not a caption, what is this piece of... colours?

Six-spine Leatherjacket (Meuschenia freycineti
Named for the six-spines on each side of the wrist of the tail.

Very pretty, very tasty.
http://www.amonline.net.au/fishes/fishfacts/fish/mfreycinet.htm

The leatherjackets rely on camoflage, and have this innate belief a diver cant see them... Pete grabbed it by hand, it swung around and WAM!

I simple refer to it as the George Maickerel incident...

 

[DeepThought]

The lower picture on the fact sheet looks a little familier. Do leatherjackets sometime hover vertically (head down if I remember correct) near structures?

 

[Shadowkiller]

Some species do. Tropical species especially.

My caption would be:

Soft-plastics strike again

Funny if you fish using the new lures...
But as I supplied the pic, I'll withdraw from the contest for the ultimate prize in freediving. :martial

 

[Sergiu]

Trigger attempts to Free Willy!