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Avast!! It's April!!

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Avast! As in "Hey you!!"

Well now that abalone and lingcod are back in season, the months of self mutilation are over, the Sun is out, the dirt digs a tad easier and dammit, let's dive! Or at least give funny captions to photos of others doing what we can't at the moment. I should start a contest for porn... :head

Below, please see the photo to which you merrily add a sentence or 12 demonstrating your wit or lack thereof. You have some fancy "addacaption" type software, have at it. Those of you less fortunate but able to spell are judged the same. 'sall good, just mind the language. :naughty

The winner this month will score a copy of Dale "Gone to Baja" Pearson's DVD. It gets no smoother. :cool: Losers can also get one by sending him a PM or an email, but why pay for one when all you have to do is be funny here?? :king

Fish are gonna bleed. :martial
 
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Hot dang uncle Jim I almost didnt recognise you there. Next time lay off the disguises will ya, sumone mite hit ya in yer head!
 
There once was a fish in the deep..
who felt the hairs on his gills start to creep.
On turning around, he suddenly frowned,
as he realised his life was now cheap.

To escape, he needed a trick..
his fins were weak, and his tail would'nt flick..
but his fishy-life was spared, by a hunter unprepared,
who pulled the trigger, safety on..and just... CLICK


Jeff :D
 
"Fishy, I would not harm thee for the world but thou are swimming where I am about to shoot."
 
There once was a fish in the deep..
who felt the hairs on his gills start to creep.
On turning around, he suddenly frowned,
as he realised his life was now cheap.

To escape, he needed a trick..
his fins were weak, and his tail would'nt flick..
but his fishy-life was spared, by a hunter unprepared,
who pulled the trigger, safety on..and just... CLICK


Jeff :D

jajajaja, very good, I would have laughed a little more if it hadn't happened to me so often........
 
"now, lets see, he's on his 12th contraction, its 30M to the surface, no break away and a 3M leader on the spear, I'm 5M away.. if I just move back a little into this cave it's rubber-suited man for dinner......."
 
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FISH, It's what's for dinner........
 
Fish:
"Please, I'm begging you, I have 47 thousands children..."
Spearo:
"Hmm...47 thousands, heh? And were are they now?"
 
"I am not a fish, you are having nitrogen narcosis halucinations." "Honey! (Now desperation in her voice) I'm your wife!!!"
 
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why dont you drop the lumber pal and fight like a man...
 
to continue in dirty harry vein
"i know what your thinking punk did he bend six spears or only five and to telll you the truth in all this excitment i cant remember myself so you gotta ask your self a question ? etc etc
 
"Why do I feel like I'm about to get the shaft?"
 
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