caution!!!

[land shark]

Ok OK I cant believe it anymore. The caution sticker on my new kayak says "never paddle alone".

ok anyone else see some good ones ??? please feel free to add them here or just make up a few good ones what the hell maybe the manufactures will adopt them.

ok Ill start off
never drive this vehicle alone you may fall asleep and have a accident:friday

 

[island_sands]

dont tempt me to say things about stuff you shouldnt do alone

 

[land shark]

ok??..............

 

[Amphibious]

this one came from a user manual for one of my handguns. always makes me laugh:

 

[land shark]

kool a users manual with a gun.
how many pages??

 

[Amphibious]

http://www.ruger-firearms.com/Firearms/PDF/InstructionManuals/14.pdf


38 it seems?

 

[land shark]

I like the one about "be sure of your target." isnt that the point?

 

[Marwan]

warning next to my boats ignition key...
Explosion Warning, fumes of fuel in the engine room may cause an explosion, be sure to turn the blower on for 30 seconds...
always a pleasant thought as you power out of the marina for a cool day at sea

 

[island_sands]

how about this one in the ladies change room...

 

[trux]

The photo has only one shortcoming - you should have been nude in the mirror there, Sara!

 

[Waterysmile]

He he. Hello tummy.

 

[island_sands]

rofl rofl you buggers

 

[deep thinker]

Ok ok back to the topic, Sara wants her privacy rofl . Soo I found this one, pretty old but still good...

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[island_sands]

Ok ok back to the topic, Sara wants her privacy rofl . Soo I found this one, pretty old but still good...

oh that one is brilliant rofl rofl

 

[land shark]

this one came with my new electric razor

WARNING:
1. close supervision is nessary when this appliance is used by,on,or near children or invalids.

 

[Morg]

this one came from a user manual for one of my handguns. always makes me laugh:

Yeah I agree with this one... You should never shoot someone in the BACK. It'll make ya yella rofl

 

[Ricochet]

At Johannesburg Airport: "Enter at own risk". (Though, I think its more dangerous outside the airport building )

I also found that sign on a plastic bag my scanner was wrapped in:

 

[Lockedin]

Amphibious,

Maybe I'm just nit-picking, but it seems to me that the warning that came with your firearm is actually advising against looking away, while shooting someone in the back (be sure of your target )

And Ricochet,
I thought that everyone knew about the instructions for proper huffing with plastic bags!

 

[Adrian]

Here's a pic I took way back in 1973 on a nearby beach. The owner must have gotten tired of all the people using his shack as a public bathroom so he painted this on the wall. For those who can't understand Spanish: "Don't be pigs, don't shit here!" Apart from the delightful expression of the face, there are a couple of spelling mistakes, "zerdos" should be with a "c" and "haqui" without the "h". Whatever the lack of formal education, the intent was made clear.

 

[maytag]

rofl Here's a picture of a sign along those lines - saw it at a park in Hong Kong. Note the fine: