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Christmas Contest!!

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icarus pacific

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It's December- you knew it was coming. :hmm

Regardless of whether or not you're down with the big red Santa, Father Christmas, Kwanzaa or whatever, hey get with the spirit and enter this month's Contest.

Pull someone's funny bone whilst you fight over who has to get up for the gravy. :ko Humor everyone as you stand in line to return that awful tye. :yack Ask your brother you can't stand to help you figure something hilarious. Force yourself to remember your name after the nog. :friday

The DB judges are looking for not only the funniest caption, visual or combo, but also for something seasonally appropos. This is on you so get after it. You DB management types too.

And while you're struggling to get humorous and thinking that your situation ain't the best, do something nice for someone else before the year is out.
Then do it again come 2004. :cool: Smooth.
 
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loopy

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After the unfortunate consequences of The City of California vs. Kris Kringle, mayor Arnold Schwartznegger needed a new delivery boy for christmas... as always, Rob Allen showed up to save the day.
 
Adrian

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Deepest Bear! You are not going to freedive in that sock! So will you stick your head out and show up?


Adrian
 
Shadowkiller

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"Poor Timmy only had one leg, but Scrooge did the best he could"
 
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Four fins roasting on an open fire....
The Sultan is freediving down below...
Ol' Kris Kringle, bring me two feet or less....
So I can spear a fish toooooooonighhhhhhhhhhhhhhht.


(Please read it to the tune:) )
 
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Rafael Palmerio

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Aha!

Here's where the third one was finally found hiding. How "it" realized that the stockings were the day's chum-holder, it's still a mistery.
 

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Everyone in time now...

...one mentor slanging....
two bears a-hanging...
three stockings roasting
four fins a-toasting....

and a powerhead cartridge in a pear treeeeeee......
 
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defofthecrown

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I'm sure santa would have appreciated the switch from milk and cookies even more if you had included at least one matching pair.
 
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defofthecrown

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The remnents of Sven's seven banded tree trunk can be seen in the fireplace as he dreams of a shiny carbon fiber rail gun under the tree come Christmas morn.
 
loopy

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Sven wasn't sure that santa got his letter about BDSM gear, so he thought he'd leave a reminder...
 
Shadowkiller

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"Please Santa, I'll trade you 4 sets of fins for just one RobAllen Railgun..."
 
loopy

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Long bladed fins... is there anything they can't do?
 
flyboy748

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As Santa lay bleeding by the fireside :blackeye after his Christmas dive, the message seemed obvious... there was some un-fin-ished business

Aaron
 
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flyboy748

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By Christmas '03 Mr Whitey's count was even - two scubies and two spearos. He had also added 3 socks and two stuffed toys to his collection. :crutch


Aaron
 
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h2schmo

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"Waiter, I specifically requested my fins medium-rare, not blackened! And the puppies are stale too, send them back."
 
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h2schmo

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There were gonna be four very p*&%ed off divers when they opened their gear bags ten miles offshore....
 
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Sven's neighbor's fireplace after they appeared on "Trading Spaces"
 
rigdvr

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Silly Santa...he always forgets Sven is missing a FINGER, not a LEG.
 
loopy

loopy

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Originally posted by h2schmo
There were gonna be four very p*&%ed off divers when they opened their gear bags ten miles offshore....

:D
 
Shadowkiller

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Originally posted by rigdvr
Sven's neighbor's fireplace after they appeared on "Trading Spaces"

In that vein..

Queer fin for the Straight Guy

hehehehe
 
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