[COTM] December 2009 Competition

[Stephan Whelan]

Here is the December 2009 Caption Competition official thread.

Write a short, long or twisted funny to the photo below and see if the DB judges think yours is funnier than the rest. You can enter as many times as you want. The photo this month is provided courtesy of Foxfish (thanks Mart!)

Sponsor: This month we're sponsoring the competition and you can win a DeeperBlue.com T-Shirt or Coffee Mug.

Closing Date: 3rd January 2010

 

[foxfish]

Of course it would be unfair for me to enter but I feel I just have to say "what a splendid fellow he is".....

 

[island_sands]

Fantastic!! rofl rofl
Is it really you?? The tache... that reminds of an old photo of you posted sometime ago

Look forward to seeing some captions on this, reminds me of the good old days when Alison was still around

 

[devondave]

" Ye gadds sah , I shall bag me one of those Flying fish , if it is the last thing I do . "

 

[podge]

How about,
Oi you with the red coat and white beard, get those Reindeer off me vegetable patch or else!:martialrofl

 

[azapa]

"tri-axing me nicely and I'll take off the hat"

(oh dear, only a sad spearfishing gear junkie like me would get that one..)

 

[azapa]

you have heard of the lone ranger? well this is the hydr(o)anger!

(ouch that one even hurts me, pay me and i'll stop)

 

[Magpie]

No I didn't steal your plant pot! Have you looked on top of your head?

There's plenty of us sad gear geeks on here Az rofl

 

[devondave]

" When I said it might be nice to have a fishing Gnome by the Hydrangea , thats not what I meant "

 

[foxfish]

Ha Ha some good ones but keep the coming......

 

[derek foxen]

"Clear orf you cad!
Lady Chatterley's mine I tell you....ALL MINE!
You thinking about penetration? I'LL SHOW YOU PENETRATION!"

 

[derek foxen]

Gamekeeper Mellors posted warning notices around the Chatterley Estate:-

If you upon this land encroach,
His Lordship's pheasants for to poach,
I'll waive my usual guinea fee,
You'll get your genital piercing FREE!

 

[devondave]

' Sir Percy was quite disappointed with the balance of his new pair of matched Purdy's . '

 

[island_sands]

Gamekeeper Mellors posted warning notices around the Chatterley Estate:-

If you upon this land encroach,
His Lordship's pheasants for to poach,
I'll waive my usual guinea fee,
You'll get your genital piercing FREE!

holy cr@p rofl rofl rofl
very good one !

 

[podge]

If I’ve told you once I’ve told you a dozen times, stop taking the p**s out of my hat!rofl

 

[ptoot]

Victorian perch sniper

 

[devondave]

Poor Cuthbert misheard , on being told ' The best thing with which to tackle a man-eating Tiger is a spear OR gun ' . . .

 

[derek foxen]

Perhaps if the WATCH doubles as a time-machine that would sort of explain things!

 

[derek foxen]

According to Jim Royle:
"CHRONOLOGICAL ANACHRONISMS MY ARSE! "

 

[JennyWren]

I can't see the picture but from the captions I have something VERY interesting forming in my mind.