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[COTM] March 2010 Competition

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Here is the March 2010 Caption Competition official thread.

Write a short, long or twisted funny to the photo below and see if the DB judges think yours is funnier than the rest. You can enter as many times as you want. The photo this month is provided courtesy of Broseidon

Sponsor: This month we're sponsoring the competition with an option to get a $50 Amazon.com or Amazon.co.uk voucher!

Closing Date: 31st March 2010
 

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And so the Crab says to itself-
This lad might not have an Achilles Heal but I’ll still make him yelp…!:blackeye
 
Susan now regreted taking that swim under the nuclear fallout pipe with trixiebell .
 
You big oaf , you won't be grinning in second when I get your nipple between my pinchers .
 
This is my bestest new friend claws , mummy said I can't have anymore furry ones 'cos I did squish them all up , doh .
 
Though the warm shiny sun shone and warmed his impressive chest,

The scissor wasn't indicating the size of his nipple under duress,

As the cold water had shrunk the pride of the strong spearfisherman, no less.


(Ok, this poem needs a little touch up, can anyone help?)
 
Another happy customer leaves Monsieur Le Crab's Epilation Clinic.
 
Though the warm shiny sun shone and warmed his impressive chest,

The scissor wasn't indicating the size of his nipple under duress,

As the cold water had shrunk the pride of the strong spearfisherman, no less.


(Ok, this poem needs a little touch up, can anyone help?)


After a night on the tipple
Young Jimmy loved making a ripple
But his pecks would be sore
If the crab with its claw

Made mincemeat of Jimmy's right nipple!
 
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Yep,hindsight is a wonderful thing!
How was I supposed to know that so-called genie was an idiot?
What I told him was:-
"...and for my third wish I want some big,juicy mussels"
Guess this is it...I won't get a chance to be 'wise after the event' this time!
Think well of me when I'm gone!
 
On the same theme . . .
' I used to be an extra in aliens , hobnobing with the stars , now I'm reduced to doing beach shots with the likes of this great lumox for the gay porn scene ' .
 
Raiding nature's larder is a particularly useful strategy during times of recession-but it may not stop you 'feeling the pinch'!
 
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