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Counter Terrorism Signs

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Very Funny Sara :) , its taken from the armed forces manual for Nuclear and Biological warefare :ban , only the Text has been changed, but still funny as hell rofl thanks. :)
 
rofl rofl
There are also sites that do commentary on airplane safety signs, etc. I've seen some pretty funny CPR signs, too. Thanks Sara, I laughed out loud.
 
Groupermadness said:
Very Funny Sara :) , its taken from the armed forces manual for Nuclear and Biological warefare :ban , only the Text has been changed, but still funny as hell rofl thanks. :)


You should see the german army skirmish service regulations, which we called "jungle book". It was funny like hell even without changing the text.

Here some examples.

"On sundown the Solder has to expect increasing darkness."
"When reaching the tree top, the solder has to cease climbing further."
"A dead soldier has lost alot of his perilousness."
"Who shoots faster and hits better wins the shooting."
 
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Ricochet said:
You should see the german army skirmish service regulations, which we called "jungle book". It was funny like hell even without changing the text.

Here some examples.

"On sundown the Solder has to expect increasing darkness."
"When reaching the tree top, the solder has to cease climbing further."
"A dead soldier has lost alot of his perilousness."
"Who shoots faster and hits better wins the shooting."

Good old military :) , Nothing like stating the obvious, then you can never be wrong rofl
 
i forgot what a fantastic waste of time these forums could be. keep em coming!
 
Griff said:
i forgot what a fantastic waste of time these forums could be. keep em coming!


you been missing a lot of stuff Griff!! rofl
welcome back banana boy ;)
speaking of bananas you already saw the "dried-up" post this morning rofl
 
Griff said:
hoezit my bokkie :wave

you mean the beef and boerri roll post rofl


Ja boet but the white gumboots are just too sexy, would love to see a gumboot dance in all that get-up (speedo etc ) rofl rofl
 
rofl
island_sands said:
speaking of bananas you already saw the "dried-up" post this morning rofl

Sara, maybe you should up your swiming training to a few more Lengths. rofl
 
Groupermadness said:
rofl

Sara, maybe you should up your swiming training to a few more Lengths. rofl


ha!!!! My eyes are already watering thanks!
:ban
 
island_sands said:
Ja boet but the white gumboots are just too sexy, would love to see a gumboot dance in all that get-up (speedo etc ) rofl rofl


you sound like you've never seen the chicken-neck shuffle. its huge in benoni
 
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