Here here. I tried to play a rather mean trick on a dear friend's friend (lifeguard). He paid me to lay at the bottom of the pool for a while to see if the lifeguard would notice, with my friend watching both of us from under a college pool bleacher. Rather cruel, I agree.
Don't try this unless your a stupid Texan playing a trick on other stupid Texans, mind you.
Anyway, I was rather suprised, as I was the only one other than the lifeguard in the whole college pool (that shall remain nameless). All he had to look at was me and his precious clock that was about 5 minutes away from blowing the "all out" whistle.
I was getting my 9th, really uncomfortable contraction at about 2:20 without a proper breathup. He was twiddling his float-strip, or whatever you call those floatie-belts. Twirling it around, with his eyes to the clock, according to my friend. Not even aware over the faint music playing over the loudspeaker, that the splashing of the only lapswimmer had stopped. It would have gone totally unnoticed if my hammy friend hadn't run out from his hiding place to yell and point at me at the bottom of the pool. Unfortunately, I'd built up too much CO2 for the gag and had to surface. The lifeguard, only then, was running towards the deep end to jump in and "Save the surfaced drowned man", ha ha ha.
That'll teach'im. And I hope that teaches YOU out there. There was a scare a couple of months ago that swim areas, and their respective staff members, were catching on to the whole apnea practice....the scare being the idea that they were banning this type of activity, no matter if it was supervised by buddies or not. It seems quite the opposite here in Dallas. I wasn't posing as a blacked out freediver, mind you, I was merely posing as a drowned evening lap swimmer.
It woke the lifeguard buddy up, I can tell you. But that's typically what it takes for some "lifeguards" who assume that everyone has been swimming for so long that nothing is probably going to happen.......heh-heh-heh...even if that's what I think sometimes....Just goes to show....