Diane made me quit my volunteer lifeguard job.........

[jimdoe2you]

Diane drop the bomb this weekend by letting me know that she does not want me to keep my weekend volunteer lifeguard job in Palm Beach anymore. My lifeguard partner Sam and I wake up at 5:00 am every Saturday and Sunday and go for an early beach swim, take a long jog on the beach so we can stay fit, work until our shift ends at noon, and then go to lunch and usually drink a few beers.

Everything was cool until Diane joined us for lunch on saturday. I guess Sam just rubbed Diane the wrong way or perhaps in is Sam's tendency to talk dirty and have a foul mouth.

Jim

This is a picture of us at work. I'm at the front of the truck but when I shrunk the photo to post it here, it kind of cut me out.

 

[Shadowkiller]

You wish you were in that pic! :t

Personally I think it was the hat... women get funny about hats...:chatup

 

[crusty]

Hey Jim

Sorry mate but I had lunch with Sam last week and she said that she cut you out becasue you couldnt last long when she was talking dirty and something about being a ''Dud Bash'' what ever that means.

Any way she likes me better because i wear ear plugs and can last longer
but its really hard thinking of England for that long. ( 1 minute)

Sorry Mate i hate to break it to you this way

Crusty

 

[island_sands]

rofl rofl

but Jim, that's your cousin you told me about.. what's the harm?

 

[Shadowkiller]

rofl rofl

but Jim, that's your cousin you told me about.. what's the harm?

hahahaha rofl rofl rofl

If only Jim was from Arkansas... :head

 

[fcallagy]

where do you sign up for that volunteer job theres a place open now