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johnny

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ok.. husband and wife ( grumpy, farmer sort ) visiting a live cattle exibition, walking around the show come across a bull in his pen,

"emmmm, look it says here that this bull mated 60 times last year" says the wife..... They walk on to the next bull,

" wow this one mated 150 times last year, not bad, eh" says the wife nudging hard with her elbow to hubby....

"yeah yeeahh" hubby grumps

They walk on to find the prize bull of the show,

" WOW WEEE holy hell !!! this bull mated 350 times last year, coorrrrr you could really learn something from this bull" she gasped!!!

husband replies " yeah right, why don't you asked him if it was with the same cow every time"
 

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johnny said:
ok.. husband and wife ( grumpy, farmer sort ) visiting a live cattle exibition, walking around the show come across a bull in his pen,

"emmmm, look it says here that this bull mated 60 times last year" says the wife..... They walk on to the next bull,

" wow this one mated 150 times last year, not bad, eh" says the wife nudging hard with her elbow to hubby....

"yeah yeeahh" hubby grumps

They walk on to find the prize bull of the show,

" WOW WEEE holy hell !!! this bull mated 350 times last year, coorrrrr you could really learn something from this bull" she gasped!!!

husband replies " yeah right, why don't you asked him if it was with the same cow every time"

conyo tio!

rofl rofl
 
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