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Fancy dress joke

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A guy decides to have a fancy dress party for his fortieth birthday, the
guests were asked to come as different emotions e.g. fear etc.

On the night of the party the first guest arrives covered in green paint with N and V painted on his chest.

He says to the guy Wow great outfit, what emotion are you? I'm
Green with NV" brilliant come and have a drink"

The next guest arrives and it was a lady covered in a pink body
Stocking a feather boa wrapped around her and bits of fur on her
intimate parts

"Wow great outfit what emotion are you ?"

"I’m tickled pink"

"fantastic you really look the Part. "

People were arriving quite frequently now all dressed up as emotions,
all looked brilliant drink in full flow having a great laugh.

The door bell goes it was Paddy and Mick standing stark naked one
Has his *** in a bowl of custard the other has his *** in a pear.

"Oh my god what are you doing get in before you get us all arrested
standing in the street like that. What are you up to? "
"what emotion are you? "

Paddy replies "well Oim fokn discustard, and Mick here has come in
dispair.
 
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