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February's Contest!!

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Thanks Thin :)

If I have to put a caption to my picture, it'd be something like:

"In spite of abundant distractions, the fishmonger was captivated by Sven's wood."

or...

dang, too many to decide from :hmm
 
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hmmmph! piece of meat...

hey, if it smells like fish it's a dish. All $556.50 of it.


sven
 
Spokesman: How did you get here?

Sven: (shouting over market noise) Well, I called my travel agent, Trisha, and spoke to her assistant about booking my usual spearfishing trip. I told her to have Trish mark it down specifically, but instead she sent me to this fish market down in Sicily.

Spokesman: Hmmmm.

Sven: I don't know what to say. Trish had always been a reliable travel agent, she would never send me to a place like this.

Spokesman: Were you using a cellular phone?

Sven: Ahhh.. yeah.

Spokesman: It must have been the static. Here, you need Sprint FTS. The FTS, or Fish Tracking System, goes beyond normal cellular phones, it lets you keep track of all the fish you've found before tournaments and... lets you come through clean and clear.

Sven: Thanks, mister. Yer the coolest!

Spokesman: My work here is done. Hey, think you could spot me for one of these lobsters?
 
Re: uh.....no.

Originally posted by icarus pacific
The judges are gone for the weekend, so stay tuned!!


sven


BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
 
Andy, I didn't know your middle name was 'Milli Vanilli'!



:t

-M
 
do these boys work for rail track for being so late

:blackeye
 
THIS MONTH'S WINNER!!!

uh, no. They just have real lives...:hmm


OK, so here's how the judges saw it for February-

Uli demonstrated one of the principal laws of smoothness- get it in quick and first, :cool: with the true purpose of a Picasso Camo suit.

Fuzz had my son laughing with the crabs bit. May he never really find out what that's all about... and the notion of me and Sturdgeon doing anything was even funnier. :ban

Sharky had a good entry with the cod piece... sorry you actually know what one is. :mute

Shadowkiller was as usual dominant with his entries. Nice job.

Griff had my personal vote with his visual of my smoother seduction techniques, but I'm only running the show, not judging... :waterwork

Diver D- good one! I look forward to your continued efforts!

And Anderson pulled one outta somewhere :duh and had 'em all rollin' with the cellular phone take. Genius, Elvis!


SOOOooo.... hey Stephan!, send Uli and Griff some genuine DB gear!!:friday

You two clowns PM or e mail me with your choice of a DB mug or Tshirt. I need the full details like name, address, shirt size, age of your sisters...;) (Hey!, I don't get paid for this, so gimme somthin' eh?:D )


See you with March's contest soon. Get funny.


sven
 
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Thanks Deeper Blue

Thanks also to sven for bringing up kids with such an outstanding sense of humour :D

better luck next time guys,

at least us south africans are winning something :waterwork

cheers

Mark
 
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