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Freedive Haikus

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samdive

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nearing the end of a static

mad pulsing heartbeart
diaphragm spasming wildly
and we call this fun?

how to recognise a freediver?

longer, bigger fins
tighter, sexier wetsuits
tiny masks and smiles

Deepest Bear's Advice to Freedivers

Eat lots of honey
Only dive with the deepest
stretch, roar, yawn and sleep
 
samdive

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competition dive

azure, navy, black.
torch, tag, techie, time to turn.
navy, azure, breathe............................
 
laminar

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Hardcore

Freediver, I am
When it rains, I lie facedown
In the spring puddles.

Pete
Vancouver, BC
 
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Sharky

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Re: O Lube!

Originally posted by laminar
O Lube


my lube so slimy
where does it come from, you ask
you don't want to know


That is so wrong:naughty
 
Sharky

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Diving, a way of life
Drinking a way your life
Hang over, My god.



You know I don't think Iam getting this to work you know?
:D
 
BatRay

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Floating at the top
The sea floor just visible
I want to go there

:D loopy you never cease to amaze me.
 
loopy

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Errr... is that a good thing or a bad thing? :)
 
loopy

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The deepest bear floats:
Sam manages a static,
And the bear just floats

This things are hard... :duh
 
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If I ever see
A mermaid singing to me
I will go with thee


(Hey Sam,

I want a Bear shirt
Making up haikus is hard
I will pay you cash! :D)


Peter S.
 
Amphibious

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Thanks Erik!!

Just a few more....

Lust for Neoprene,
Just a fetish for rubber,
at beach or nightclub!

Cold Hands on my Shaft,
I Struggle with the Rubber,
Loading my speargun!

Willer :D
 
samdive

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mmmm some strong entries...

so far I kind of like Laminar's one about vapour trails best.... let's run this a few more days

(peter you won a bear shirt ages ago, tell me your rough size and address on a mail and I'll send one)
 
laminar

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I did?

Hi Sam,

Wow, a Deepest Bear shirt. Cool! :D (my stuffed Deepest Sea Urchin will be jealous) Men's medium, please :eek: (address by pm)

Thanks to you and Erik Young for your votes!

Bring on more Haiku!



Pete
Vancouver, BC
 
Adrian

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one for the road before hitting the sack

Laminar,
I like the spring puddles haiku, only a true freediver could write that! :)

Here's mine for today:

Sunrays dangle dance
As you look into the depths
Blue light shifts your soul


Adrian
 
laminar

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Thanks Adrian, I like your before-bed inspiration.... :D


Working on a Saturday..... :duh



Foul Weather

A gale rends the sea.
The water boils so fiercely;
Even whales hoard breath.


Telling Jokes Underwater

"I still don't get it."
I snort water in my mask.
Burble, snort, burble.


Pete
Vancouver, BC
 
BatRay

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Donning the Suit

Inspect for odors
Struggling, flailing, and kicking
My balance is lost
 
Adrian

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moonlit quartet

It's night and the moon is shining, four to dream upon...

Dedicated to camping out on the beach in remote areas.


The moon mirror shines
on a silent ocean night
lead the way stars, home.

ripples on the shore
end their life but there are more,
whispering their roar

My dream is walking -
barefoot over endless sands
traceing peaceful shores

early morning sun,
lighting sea and sky so far
into the distance


Adrian
 
loopy

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Floating for statics,
I see the poor bear shiver:
I'm glad I can pee

:D
 
Amphibious

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Practicing Static,
Girlfriend thinks I'm a Dead Man,
Falling off the couch.....


Willer:D
 
BatRay

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Dive gear all around
Stinky rubber footpockets
Phew, my room is cool


My first freedive

Peering through the murk
Duck down, kick and glide, I ask
Where are the bubblers?
 
samdive

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loopy and amphibious you have me in fits of laughter. I had never realised before that poor deepest bear could not pee to warm up... but then he does have a good layer of adipose tissue to keep him toasty
 
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