Freedive Haikus

[Longfins]

The Deep Yellow swirls
As I flush the john she said,
"Go and see, my love."

 

[Adrian]

Oh yes there is time!
All two minutes for a peek,
It seems so long now.


Adrian

 

[deepestbear]

Thanks for entering guys, I might put some of these on my own site. If you DON'T want me to do that can you let me know.
thanks
DB

 

[Stephan Whelan]

And welcome to our smallest member who shares our initials...

Deepest Bear!

 

[Amphibious]

Squirt Squirt Slipery,
Squirm and wiggle my way in,
Damn this wetsuit - tight!

 

[gitano]

dinner

This one is about getting it on the plate.

My Italian wife
she cooks all things so devine
but I killed the fish!

Ther is some cave man action for ya

 

[Jon]

TRAINING

Statics on the couch

My wife thinks I am crazy

Yells for me to breath

 

[AltSaint]

strange looks from people
who say that too long breath holds
leave you with strange looks

 

[Adrian]

Float on the surface,
Feel the sunlight warm your back.
Drift with deep, deep eyes.


Inhale, you're so full,
Exhale and you feel relaxed.
Where did the breath go?


Adrian

 

[Jon]

TRAINING cont.

Statics on the floor

Drifting in my zen like state

Till dog licks my mouth:yack

 

[loopy]

rofl Nice one Jon

Floating in the bowl,
Statics in the toilet rule,
Until I get flushed

Down the pipe I fly,
A twisting and a turning,
There's my old goldfish!

Out in the open,
The pipe enters in the sea,
Hey, is that LA?

 

[BatRay]

Ahh, a nice static

A person walks in, looks scared

"You're killing brain cells"

 

[Jon]

Packing and Stretching

some hyperventilation

I sambed again

 

[Jon]

FREEDIVING IN WISCONSIN

Decending in green

No up or down can I feel

Only the stillness