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We received this email at the dive centre the other day rofl what tickled me as well was his fact of the day... quite fitting to his email rofl

Hello,

I just read about your free diving lesson at Time Out dubai...however, I cannot figure out why the price of 2290 DHS is given when its a free course ?!?! ...can you clarify me on this one?

and if its free....how can I book two places in it ?

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When you are DOWN to nothing.... Allah is UP to something! Faith sees the invisible, believes the incredible and receives the impossible! Thank Allah for our physical AND our spiritual nourishment!

Fact of the day: People are unreasonable, illogical and self centered. Love them anyway.
 
Hahahaha .. OMA .. no way, this guy must be kidding .. no way .. this email is a perfect joke !!! .. he can't be serious .. hahahaha.

Are you sure Sara it's not one of our guys making this up .. I would suggest Amro or maybe Qaesar .. :D

But his signature right under his name is interesting though !
 
Hahahaha .. OMA .. no way, this guy must be kidding .. no way .. this email is a perfect joke !!! .. he can't be serious .. hahahaha.

Are you sure Sara it's not one of our guys making this up .. I would suggest Amro or maybe Qaesar .. :D

But his signature right under his name is interesting though !

lol!! it was really funny! Al Boom received it directly (how is that??)...

did you see the one , also in Time Out where it says

Possibly the most serene extreme sport there is. Frenchman Arnaud Palu will teach you to dive to great depths without an oxygen tank.
Free trial session. Divas in Dubai (050 708 6761)

rofl rofl
so now i am a frenchman rofl and its Arnaud's old number... not even he knows how they made this mixup rofl
 
Hahahahaha .. ask me about the journalists !!! .. with due respect to the real ones of course .. or is it the real ones that mix things up ?!! .. hahaha

I remember when they took the measurements of the biggest Iqal (traditional head wear) that we made and was on Guinness Book. The actual one is 1.5 meter and they said it was 15 meter !
 
This is not the first time this has happened. Many years ago I also recall someone mistaking a 'free diving course' for a free scuba course.

My response to him would be:
- Yes, the diving is free, because this type of diving does not require equipment
- However the course is not free
 
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I got similar emails a few years ago right before one of my freedive-a-palooza gatherings. I had to inform them that even though I was a scuba instructor I was not planning on wearing a tank all weekend and that while there will be plenty of people to dive/snorkel with for free, I had no intention of teaching any classes for free.

I was also on the other end of the situation about 15 years ago. I was at the DEMA show trying to talk to a resort that had advertised freediving course with Pipin. When I talked to the owner he blew me off and said that they charged for all of their courses and didn't know what I was talking about. Of course, that was pretty much the same run around I got for over a year when I tried to schedule a course with Pipin. When I finally bumped into Kirk and found out that he actually held the classes he advertised I thought that I had died and gone to heaven. I singed up for the next open session I could get into. It wasn't free by a long-shot, but it was worth it.

Jon
 
I once got into a conversation with the local school principal (who is a friend so i can give him shit) and was complaining that we have a free education system in New Zealand ,so why am i paying out every week for this and that?.His reply was it's freely open to everyone and has nothing to do with money. I then had to pay the compulsery donation!!
 
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