funny sayings

[jay cluskey]

my wife comes out with some good ones like
""they are a pair of idiots them three""
or ""we always come here sometimes""
or ""shes the flavour of the month this week""

 

[apneaboy]

Spread out in a bunch

 

[Whopperhead]

my grandpa use to say "Pardon my french, but HEY- What do you know?"

 

[agbiv]

"What ever blows your skirt up!" ala Marylin Monroe--red dress, anyway gets me off.

 

[agbiv]

Or up......:friday

 

[jordan 123]

umm yer but nar whats that all bout

 

[fcallagy]

i used to use cliches all the time but now i avoid them like the plague.
I,d give my right arm to be ambidextrous and my left to be able to spell it.

 

[bite ya]

Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.

 

[bite ya]

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.