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Great sayings

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May 10, 2002
Hey guys,
I recently saw I great saying in the form of a signature in one of the forums, and thought it would be a cool idea if I set up a page where everyone could write theirs down. So, here you go:
How about I start:
"The longer you stay on the bottom, the less time you waste on the surface".

Please feel free to add yours!

Nicky :cool:
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It's not original, but I give credit where it is due and use this one on some of the forums I go to.

They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety~Ben Franklin, "Historical Review of Pennsylvania."(1759)

I'm thinking of going to this one, partly because it is original.

It has ceased to amaze me how someone who proves by their words that they know nothing of something can have such a strong opinion of it. A strong enough opinion to even demonize and wish ill will on those that excel at the thing.~Charles Pulley, January 2003
Here's one of my favorites:

"I am dedicated to truth, not consistency." - Mahatma Gandhi
one of my favorites...

"Trust me with your life, but not your money or your wife!"

anyone who can tell me where that's from can earn some Karma


"Trust me with your life, but not your money or your wife."

Charlie Sheen to Michael Biehn in Navy SEALs?
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" If you are going around in circles
perhaps you are cutting corners "

"Technology is just a way of making bad things happen faster "

" I recently deleted this big Spanish file called DOS from my harddrive , and now ... "
Hows this!!!!!

If life was ment to be easy, god would not have made women.

If women did not have men, they would have nothing to bitch about.

I'm in trouble now!!!!!!! :p
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here are some that i have saved over the past few years...

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain just to eat vegetables

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter - Sir Winston Churchhill

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it

Psychopath: (n) A path where psychos can walk up and down

Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

Artificial Intelligence *usually* beats Real Stupidity

I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy

Hmmm, sounds reasonable ... Must be time to up my medication

If what you don't know can't hurt you, I'd say you're practically invulnerable

If we weren’t suppose to eat animals, why are they made of meat?


Here's to our wives and sweethearts; may they never meet

Why experiment on animals with so many lawyers out there (also works for politicians)

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools

The gene pool could use a little chlorine

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock

CATS: The other white meat

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up

A boy becomes a man when the marks he wants to leave on the world have nothing to do with tires

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once

Disney World is a people trap operated by a mouse

An apology is a good way to have the last word

I'm searching for myself. Has anyone seen me

Half of my ancestors were women

I can handle pain until it hurts

Pain is inevitable, but suffering is optional

I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect

and some for the women out there
So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute

Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That

Half of my ancestors were women

enjoy yourselves...
Hey Sharky!! Yeah, kinda I'll jump over to acro's... :)

And for the quotes.... "rm bin/Laden"... it's a Unix thing ;)
Good work guys! *Stoked* at the response, except maybe for sharky's :hmm :D
Here is a kind of long one - I love this one, my soccer coach gave it to me:
If you are obsessive - complusive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co - dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multipe personalities please press 3,4,5 and 6.
If you are paraniod - delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay one the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little vioce will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic - depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nobody will answer."
*no offense to anyone* (just covering myself).
OK here is payback for the feminist comments :D :D :D .

"I wax my legs
I sit down to pee
and I can justify any
shopping spree.
Don't go to the barber
but a beauty salon
I can get a massage
without a hard on.
I can balance a checkbook
I can pump my own gas
Can talk to my friends
about the size of my ass. (Loopy shutup)
My beauty's a masterpeice
and yes it takes long
at least I can admit
to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles
at any cost
and I don't have a problem
admitting I'm lost.
I never forget
an important date
you just gotta deal with it
I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies
with lots of gore
don't need instant replay
to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair
I don't get jock itch
and just cos I'm assertive
don't call me a bitch
Don't call me a girl
a babe or a chick
I am a woman
Got it you Pr***?"

"Before you judge a man (or woman :D )walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares?! He's a mile away, and you've got his shoes!" ~ Billy Connely

Ok there you go guys (ang girls!)
Nicky :cool:
Ass? Hmm, what are they teaching you guys in school these days Miss Nicky... Definitely not Aussie spelling... :p
Very patriotic Nick.... :waterwork

:mad: "Australian's all let us rejoice...."

Or is it: :friday

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