here are some that i have saved over the past few years...
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain just to eat vegetables
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter - Sir Winston Churchhill
I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it
Psychopath:
A path where psychos can walk up and down
Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
Artificial Intelligence *usually* beats Real Stupidity
I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy
Hmmm, sounds reasonable ... Must be time to up my medication
If what you don't know can't hurt you, I'd say you're practically invulnerable
If we weren’t suppose to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY
Here's to our wives and sweethearts; may they never meet
Why experiment on animals with so many lawyers out there (also works for politicians)
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools
The gene pool could use a little chlorine
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock
CATS: The other white meat
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up
A boy becomes a man when the marks he wants to leave on the world have nothing to do with tires
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once
Disney World is a people trap operated by a mouse
An apology is a good way to have the last word
I'm searching for myself. Has anyone seen me
Half of my ancestors were women
I can handle pain until it hurts
Pain is inevitable, but suffering is optional
I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect
and some for the women out there
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So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute
Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That
Half of my ancestors were women
enjoy yourselves...
