Happy Birthday Stuckinsurrey

[podge]

Happy Birthday me laddo 31 today! Oh how the sands of time are forever creeping away.roflrofl
There’s beer, pies and maybe a bottle of Port on me next time.:friday:friday
Have a good one Jim

 

[vali]

happy birthday!!!

 

[flyflicker]

Happy Birthday Jim and for once I hope your smiling!!!! :friday

 

[Jonny250]

Happy Birthday Jim! Have a good one

 

[stuckinsurrey]

Cheers guys! Have an interview on thursday so no celebrating yet! Carwash 'studio 54' disco special beckons at the weekend so will be digging out the flares and frilly shirt and will be painting the town a glittery red!

Girlfriend got me a card which said 'teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer' inside she wrote 'teach a man to spearfish and he will wet himself and swim around in it all day'! too true! I am at my happiest when I am bathing in my own urine....

 

[Mr. X]

...Girlfriend got me a card which said 'teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer' inside she wrote 'teach a man to spearfish and he will wet himself and swim around in it all day'! too true! I am at my happiest when I am bathing in my own urine....

roflWith that kind of insight/humor, she sounds like a "keeper". Happy birthday - one year better

 

[jimy286]

Happy birthday mate

 

[Magpie]

Enjoy mate

 

[jay cluskey]

sadly its all downhill now buddy ,just thought id brighten up your dayrofl:friday:fridayhave a good one mate

 

[stuckinsurrey]

Thanks Chaps!

sadly its all downhill now buddy ,just thought id brighten up your dayrofl:friday:fridayhave a good one mate

Its been downhill for a long time! Years of fine living and a couple of weeks in Guernsey has taken its toll!

 

[spaghetti]

Read carefully: you-are-still-young. Happy birthday and keep it rock hard!

 

[foxfish]

Cheers guys!
Girlfriend got me a card which said 'teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer' inside she wrote 'teach a man to spearfish and he will wet himself and swim around in it all day'! too true! I am at my happiest when I am bathing in my own urine....

Mate, first of all happy birthday - second, if you really enjoy that then i can set up paddling pool in my garden where you can save your pee for 4 nights & have a jolly good bath before you go back home?

 

[podge]

second, if you really enjoy that then i can set up paddling pool in my garden where you can save your pee for 4 nights & have a jolly good bath before you go back home?

Not if he’s in a car with me mate.roflroflrofl

 

[Old Man Dave]

Jim. Jim, the quiet one. Jim, the one all the women want to mother. 31, I can't believe it. looking forward to seeing you soon mate and its definitely the bumps mate. 31 bumps in a paddling pool of your own urine ... and then we'll get drunk and be really silly. Perhaps we need some lobster in the paddling pool. Whatever we'll sort it mate. Have a great day . and not long now.

Dave

 

[Pixie74]

Happy Birthday

 

[podge]

Jim. Jim, the quiet one. Jim, the one all the women want to mother.
Dave

Especially the drunk one’s in the night clubs, a little while ago he even had one lovely lady pay him for the pleasure of “mothering him.” but he can tell the story from there as I’ve said to much already.roflroflrofl

 

[stuckinsurrey]

Awwww! Thanks Guys!

Paddling pools, wee, lobsters - I will have never been so in my element!

Podge! shhh!

 

[scottwilson]

Happy Birthday Mate Have A GREAT DAY !!!!!!

 

[glowworm]

Happy Birthday Jim Bob:friday:friday

You are not doing the Guernsey wee wee paddling pool stunt as it will be my car you're travelling in.

Enjoy the day and good luck for thursday.

 

[ReefTroll]

It's bad enough you buggers want to bathe in pee, but c'mon, we all know you English are soap dodgers as it is!! (Don't worry, my dad's hit me enough for comments like this through my life, ha ha, damned English fathers...) Ha ha!

Happy birthday mate!