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Having an affair?

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island_sands

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A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One
day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the
grass and dirt.

Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes
and drove home. "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.

"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with
my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying
b@stard! You've been playing golf!".

rofl
 
The Second Affair

The Second Affair

There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly
beautiful teenage daughters. The couple decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife finally got pregnant and sure enough, delivered a healthy baby boy nine months later.

The joyful father rushed into the nursery to see his new son.
He took one look and was horrified to see the ugliest child he had ever seen. He went to his wife and told her there was no way he could be the father of that child. "Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!"

Then he gave her a stern look and asked, "Have you been
fooling around on me?"

The wife just smiled sweetly and said, "Not this time!"
:duh
 
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