Horrific Shark attack off Norfolk

[Pastor]

roflroflrofl

Only in the Sun

 

[Spaniard]

It was probably Alan Partridge that did it, on his way back from the Owl Sanctuary.

 

[foxfish]

Looks like a shark bite to me?

 

[tecdave]

what else could it be???

 

[armandozx]

why did he not eat the whole thing! what was that an appetizer! cuz DAMN!

 

[glowworm]

How big is the seal? The picture doesn't really show.

Why did the shark not consume the whole thing as the seal couldn't escape with a wound like that.

If they find a tooth in the carcass or someone films predation in UK waters i will always be a sceptic.

 

[Erik]

"Now crews are scouring the Norfolk coast in the hope of finding the first conclusive proof that the ruthless killers are prowling our shores."

What a f###ing rag! Watch sales of powerheads go up, and people refusing to go in the water lol >8^(
We have a similar piece of crap newspaper here- written at a Grade 4 level English, called.... you guessed it, "The Sun".

 

[BatRay]

Sharks don't always finish the whole thing. I came across a dead elephant seal at Marine Beach, in Monterey Bay. The head was entirely bitten off, and a large bite had been taken out of the body, but it was otherwise intact.

 

[laminar]

I saw a Discover Channel documentary on researchers trying to figure out who was responsible for similar huge bites out of seals on Sable Island off the coast of Nova Scotia. There were several theories, but no sightings or proof. There was one kind of shark with bizarre teeth that the research theorized could have made such a clean bite. They did some rough CSI extrapolation and proposed that most sharks would have made a ragged bite. They didn't find any teeth either. The doco showed many seals in the same state as the photo shows.

 

[octpora]

I personally believe it only took one bite and left the rest because it wasn't a seal of approval

 

[BatRay]

roflroflrofl:ban That's so bad

 

[glowworm]

We do have Orca's in these waters and they are well know for not eating prey and indeed just playing with it.


Octpora that was so lame it was funny.roflrofl

 

[BennyB]

We have a similar piece of crap newspaper here- written at a Grade 4 level English, called.... you guessed it, "The Sun".

Yep The Sun is only good for one thing, and she's on page 3

 

[Pastor]

Yep The Sun is only good for one thing, and she's on page 3

What, you wipe your arse on the page 3 girl?

 

[BennyB]

Nah, I wouldn't stoop that low, I use the Daily Telegraph to wipe my arse

 

[Pastor]

I would of imagined it would have been the financial times! Maybe white paper is better suited eh? rofl

 

[podge]

Sorry guys but try I as might I just couldn’t manage the whole thing.
Eyes bigger than my belly again. (But only just)rofl

 

[Pastor]

Sorry guys but try I as might I just couldn’t manage the whole thing.
Eyes bigger than my belly again. (But only just)rofl

Ha HA! Exposed! rofl

Just look at those jaws rofl

 

[Erik]

Yep The Sun is only good for one thing, and she's on page 3

Oh, you mean two things eh? LOL.