I need help undressing...

[island_sands]

I mean, read this sign posted up in the ladies change room in this hotel in Dubai, I couldnt believe it. I took the picture with my phone rofl and did endeavour to come out the shower, put cream on and dress without revealing anything rofl
Practically impossible rofl

 

[Spaniard]

Is that your midriff in the mirror? If so, it's nude you rude lady...........rofl rofl

 

[island_sands]

i have shorts and a bikini top on!!! rofl

 

[spaghetti]

Is that your midriff in the mirror? If so, it's nude you rude lady...........rofl rofl

Naaaa, can't be Lady Sands with pants like those! :t
Edited when too late: Ooops...apologies.

 

[island_sands]

hey those are billabong board shorts, BABY

 

[spaghetti]

Billydong or not, your midriff is very good looking. Just let me say this in honesty and chastity.
Here's mine:

 

[podge]

hey those are billabong board shorts, BABY

I must say Sara it does look like a wicked pair of apple catcher pants.:t
What we really need is a better photo to judge for ourselves.:chatup

 

[island_sands]

you'll have to wait.. six pounds needs to come off that waistline rofl to get back the weight i was last april

um, what are apple catcher pants? rofl

 

[island_sands]

Billydong or not, your midriff is very good looking. Just let me say this in honesty and chastity.
Here's mine:

that's not bad young man what's a billydong? is it a billy goat's gruff? (or dong? ? rofl rofl

 

[podge]

Like the ones that your Grandmother would wear, come up to your belly button and end up down by your knees

 

[island_sands]

come up to your belly button and end up down by your knees

GOSH rofl
my mind is working overtime again :chatup

 

[podge]

GOSH rofl
my mind is working overtime again :chatup

Something like this

 

[island_sands]

ewwwwwwww rofl rofl where did you get that, or do i want to know rofl

 

[Tompa]

still wating for that photo....

 

[SEDATE]

Sara
think like that
there is a guy maried with 20 OR 40 women and all 20 OR 40 are nude in the same room and only one man there ...once i saw a a very rich arabic man at sea shore and following him 15 women 1 step behind of him
money talks! if it is labeled in a rich hotel, my idea it is needed to keep the husband alive all night long rofl

 

[Morg]

hey those are billabong board shorts, BABY

Ah nice another billabong loving person :inlove

I've went nuts with that brand and I bought a crap load. So much that I had almost all different pieces of it on when I was in Hawaii takin the PFi course rofl.

Here is pic of myself in my boardshorts... they are awesome. I just noticed too there is a very strange and stupid sign in my photo as well roflrofl

 

[island_sands]

Well i can keep mine alive all night long rofl

nice boardies Morg! I have similar blackones, also the tan ones with billabong written across the seat of the pants. I hate to think how that looks right now with the current size of my backside rofl

 

[icarus pacific]

GOSH rofl
my mind is working overtime again :chatup

Want to see my references? :king

Honestly though, the overall psuedo-religious vibe there is enough for me to be glad my passport was held up in D court. :mute And Billabong or Quicksilver, Speedo or Patagonia's, it's best sans shorts kids.

 

[island_sands]

Want to see my references? :king

Honestly though, the overall psuedo-religious vibe there is enough for me to be glad my passport was held up in D court. :mute And Billabong or Quicksilver, Speedo or Patagonia's, it's best sans shorts kids.

Waiting to see your sans shorts photo then oh Sultan of Big Swinging Dick

 

[icarus pacific]

Running for the camera.

Well, I did invite you Hawaii to compare tanlines sweetness....:chatup

Oh, and it's OK for you female types to hold is off until you're tan and trim(med) eh? Methinks not. That sort of onesided-ness cost me the last one.:blackeye

Butt fear not, here's a little something to help while away those cold and lonely evenings, mornings or mid day, uh, periods, of boredom. :head

It takes a real man to sport flowered shorts. And note the babes they attract as well! :king

Happy thoughts ladies.