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I think I'm extraterrestrial(can do strange things)
- Thread starterwaxlips
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i bet your girlfriend has fun
No wonder you call yourself Waxlips! :t rofl
Waxlips, That is nothing special. Heaps of us can do that.
Just the other day I was minding my own business - taking a stroll through the grounds of my home at Sunnyvale Psychiatric Hospital when all of a sudden these Christians came at me behind. When they were finished with my behind they bound my nose, mouth, and ears with some sort of impermeable bandage. I thought I would suffocate. It was then that I realised I could breath through my skin. The Christians must have also realised that since I was not suffocating I must be breathing through my skin and so they put me in the fountain and held me underwater. Still I found I could breath! I don't know how exactly but I must have the ability to extract oxygen from the water through my skin.
Before they realised I wasn't dying I pulled my Homer Simpson mask out of my pocket, put it on, and jumped out of the fountain, and out of the Christians grasp. I jumped about 30 feet in the air during which time I donned my Homer mask then came down on my feet facing the group of Christians. With one stare they turned to ice. I then threw the seven donuts I had in my other pocket at them shattering them into a million soon to be melted pieces.
P.S. Waxlips puts wax on his lips to protect them from the hot stream of excrement continually flowing from his mouth.
Just the other day I was minding my own business - taking a stroll through the grounds of my home at Sunnyvale Psychiatric Hospital when all of a sudden these Christians came at me behind. When they were finished with my behind they bound my nose, mouth, and ears with some sort of impermeable bandage. I thought I would suffocate. It was then that I realised I could breath through my skin. The Christians must have also realised that since I was not suffocating I must be breathing through my skin and so they put me in the fountain and held me underwater. Still I found I could breath! I don't know how exactly but I must have the ability to extract oxygen from the water through my skin.
Before they realised I wasn't dying I pulled my Homer Simpson mask out of my pocket, put it on, and jumped out of the fountain, and out of the Christians grasp. I jumped about 30 feet in the air during which time I donned my Homer mask then came down on my feet facing the group of Christians. With one stare they turned to ice. I then threw the seven donuts I had in my other pocket at them shattering them into a million soon to be melted pieces.
P.S. Waxlips puts wax on his lips to protect them from the hot stream of excrement continually flowing from his mouth.
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Don't feel like an outsider waxlips, I also traded my ability to hear (finally freedom from ear drums) for the ability to breath through my ears. Honestly the only trade I ever made that has benefited me more was exchanging my brain for a free meal voucher to McDonald's.
Never fear ear breather, we will succeed at breeding out the human population on earth, it is our duty.
If you really can breathe through your ears you are not an ET, just a genetic defect that has caused your ears to be closer to that of marine vertebrates instead of land based.
Pressmeddelande - Did our ancestors breathe through their ears? A nice article on the development of the ear from breathing to hearing.
Never fear ear breather, we will succeed at breeding out the human population on earth, it is our duty.
If you really can breathe through your ears you are not an ET, just a genetic defect that has caused your ears to be closer to that of marine vertebrates instead of land based.
Pressmeddelande - Did our ancestors breathe through their ears? A nice article on the development of the ear from breathing to hearing.
