Yes yes I know it aint food buuut seeing that the silly season is upon us I have decided to share some party tricks with you all. This lot will make even the sourest of your in-laws happy. And if not atleast you wont be able to remember they were ever even there rofl
Punch
Liquid Grin
Warning: This punch will make you off your face without you even noticing it.
1 – 750ml Bottle vodka (brand of choice, I use Smirnoff)
2 – 2x 750ml Bottles of semi sweet sparkling wine, 1 if you’re using an alcoholic beverage for the following ingredient.
3 – 3x 340ml Bottles of red square alcoholic energy drink or red bull cans.
4 – 750ml Bottle of Liquid libido or Bols Blue, blue schnapps or shooter drink.
5 – 6L of juice, 3L Pineapple and 3L Granadilla or fruit punch mix juice keep extra few litres in case it’s too strong.
6 – Lots of ice, at least two bags
Take a 20L bucket and pour in the vodka. Next add your sparkling wine and red square/bull. Now add your 6L of juice with the liquid libido on top of that. Add one bag of ice and stir well to mix it all up nicely. Decant from your ugly bucket into a more respectable punch bowl and enjoy.
I normally mix up only half the mixture and then top it up later on, otherwise the ice waters it down too much and you loose the taste.
Shooters
Tequila – Ice cold with a slice of lemon or lime and salt, or skip the lemon and salt and mix half tequila and half apple sours in one glass or chase tequila with the sours.
Long drop – Fill shot glass almost to top with banana liquor, add a drop of chocolate liquor with a free pour nozzle, this should float in the banana liquor. Top off the shot with a thin layer of cream liquor like amarula or cape velvet. The cream should float on top with the chocolate inside effectively making it look like an unflushed loo… rofl
Springbok – Pour half peppermint liquor and half cream liquor on top, cream liquor should float on top of the peppermint. Tip peppermint liquor should be cold and cream liquor room temp, a free pour nozzle or spoon and pouring slowly will stop the liquors from mixing.
Black Jesus – This is a kicker, half stoh rum and half black sambuca, not for the feint of heart. :crutch
Flaming Mexican – Fill a shot glass almost to the top with cold tequila and top it off with a thin layer of Tabasco sauce, you have to be crazy to drink this.
Bob Marley – 3 part shooter, pour one part banana cream liquor – one part red sambuca and one part peppermint liquor. This one takes some practise as the colours like to mix while they should not.
Blow job – (This ones for the ladies, to be taken from the counter using mouth only with hands behind their backs) Half coffee liquor topped with half cream liquor and whipped cream on top.
Blue Lagoon – Gelatine mixed with equal parts of bols blue and litchi juice. Mix your gelatine with boiling water to dissolve, add equal part litchi juice (ice cold ) and bols blue (about half a bottle) and mix well, pour into plastic shot glasses and place in fridge to set. Add a peeled litchi to each glass to add character. I can’t remember exact amounts but mix like jelly substituting cold water with the juice and bols blue.
And if you’re still standing after all this is finished, F@#k off its time to go to bed and work on your hangover…
Happy Festive season to you and yours, drive safely and party hard :friday:friday:friday:friday
Punch
Liquid Grin
Warning: This punch will make you off your face without you even noticing it.
1 – 750ml Bottle vodka (brand of choice, I use Smirnoff)
2 – 2x 750ml Bottles of semi sweet sparkling wine, 1 if you’re using an alcoholic beverage for the following ingredient.
3 – 3x 340ml Bottles of red square alcoholic energy drink or red bull cans.
4 – 750ml Bottle of Liquid libido or Bols Blue, blue schnapps or shooter drink.
5 – 6L of juice, 3L Pineapple and 3L Granadilla or fruit punch mix juice keep extra few litres in case it’s too strong.
6 – Lots of ice, at least two bags
Take a 20L bucket and pour in the vodka. Next add your sparkling wine and red square/bull. Now add your 6L of juice with the liquid libido on top of that. Add one bag of ice and stir well to mix it all up nicely. Decant from your ugly bucket into a more respectable punch bowl and enjoy.
I normally mix up only half the mixture and then top it up later on, otherwise the ice waters it down too much and you loose the taste.
Shooters
Tequila – Ice cold with a slice of lemon or lime and salt, or skip the lemon and salt and mix half tequila and half apple sours in one glass or chase tequila with the sours.
Long drop – Fill shot glass almost to top with banana liquor, add a drop of chocolate liquor with a free pour nozzle, this should float in the banana liquor. Top off the shot with a thin layer of cream liquor like amarula or cape velvet. The cream should float on top with the chocolate inside effectively making it look like an unflushed loo… rofl
Springbok – Pour half peppermint liquor and half cream liquor on top, cream liquor should float on top of the peppermint. Tip peppermint liquor should be cold and cream liquor room temp, a free pour nozzle or spoon and pouring slowly will stop the liquors from mixing.
Black Jesus – This is a kicker, half stoh rum and half black sambuca, not for the feint of heart. :crutch
Flaming Mexican – Fill a shot glass almost to the top with cold tequila and top it off with a thin layer of Tabasco sauce, you have to be crazy to drink this.
Bob Marley – 3 part shooter, pour one part banana cream liquor – one part red sambuca and one part peppermint liquor. This one takes some practise as the colours like to mix while they should not.
Blow job – (This ones for the ladies, to be taken from the counter using mouth only with hands behind their backs) Half coffee liquor topped with half cream liquor and whipped cream on top.
Blue Lagoon – Gelatine mixed with equal parts of bols blue and litchi juice. Mix your gelatine with boiling water to dissolve, add equal part litchi juice (ice cold ) and bols blue (about half a bottle) and mix well, pour into plastic shot glasses and place in fridge to set. Add a peeled litchi to each glass to add character. I can’t remember exact amounts but mix like jelly substituting cold water with the juice and bols blue.
And if you’re still standing after all this is finished, F@#k off its time to go to bed and work on your hangover…
Happy Festive season to you and yours, drive safely and party hard :friday:friday:friday:friday
