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island_sands

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Saw this ad in the paper today, nearly choked to death laughing

Female Lifeguards - 5 Nos., with the ability to swim, required. Attested certificates & good experience a must. Fax CV to 04-3243526

rofl rofl rofl
 
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rofl rofl rofl now I have to clean my keyboard :duh
 
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Donna said:
rofl rofl rofl now I have to clean my keyboard :duh

i thought about sending my CV, with photo wearing a red Baywatch type bikini, with water-wings on saying "LIFEGUARD"

whatcha think?
 
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rofl :thankyou you've just made my day - its just too funny for words.

I think you should go for it, just for the fun factor more than anything else! I wonder what other requirements they want for the job???
 
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Donna said:
rofl :thankyou you've just made my day - its just too funny for words.

I think you should go for it, just for the fun factor more than anything else! I wonder what other requirements they want for the job???


i perish the thought! in fact, i will apply for the hell of it and let you know! lol!
 
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Lol Sara... Good luck !!!!! :wave

on a side note : ...........................................................Can YOU swim :duh :head
 
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island_sands said:
i thought about sending my CV, with photo wearing a red Baywatch type bikini, with water-wings on saying "LIFEGUARD"

whatcha think?


I think it would be great if you posted the photo here!!! rofl

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Wet blanket, here. Baywatch chicks all wore tanks. I know, you thought they were bikinis but no, lifeguards never wear bikinis . . . even in Hollywood.
 
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you should check out Wild Wadi (Dubai?)- they have some awsome trained lifegaurds there - all Ellis trained. not sure what they get paid....

that is a great advert though :D
 
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Ha ha ha. I can just picture Island Sands as a Dubai "blithe-guard"

Pardon my loose rendition, I didn't have much time to draw this one.
 

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Nice work, that man, Sinky! Unfortunately, this addition to your rep is once more unofficial. Bloody silicon mutton-headed system! It's bad enough I can't be officially rude to those who richly deserve it but to be prevented from handing out brownie points where appropriate is really aggrevating.

I'm especially impressed that you managed to keep the hand in good proportion even in so quick a sketch. Is this just a hobby or have we a closet pro cartoonist here amid the kelp?
 
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ehh. I cartoon when I can't write what I want to describe, usually. I just color it in hastily with Photoshop.
 
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nice try guys.... the only time i'll ever post a picture of me in a bikini is when my abs look like Mandy-Rae's... which will probably be never rofl rofl
 
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sinkweight said:
ehh. I cartoon when I can't write what I want to describe, usually. I just color it in hastily with Photoshop.


jeez i wish i could be that hasty with Photoshop!
 
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the only time i'll ever post a picture of me in a bikini is when my abs look like Mandy-Rae's... which will probably be never

Whatever. By your profile photo of you doing amateur dentistry on that poor stingray, I can surely say you've got some gorgeous gams. I'll take your humbleness as a bluff.

As for me, I'm not to the point of letting people get away with taking pictures of me without pulling the film out of their cameras, or throwing their damned camera-phones off the dock. I'm just saving them the time to explain what the big white blob is in some of their vacation slides....

"Uh...It must be my thumb on the lens..."
 
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but that stingray photo is real... not trick photography.. :D
 
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Well, that's what I was saying. With those legs, you must have a stomach darn near what Mandy-Rae's is.

You must be refering to the "calling your bluff" statement. I was only saying that I thought you were bluffing about not having a tight stomach, silly.
 
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nooooo not bluffing... two months with no regular exercise... it begins to get a little "soft" :(
 
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Change of subject please, I just saw my frumpy silhouette in the mirror. Besides I misworded that last post and it came off slightly amorous...not my intent whatsoever.

This is why guys should have toll-free international compliment hotline.

Or maybe an international medical hotline, in case they've already ran the compliment by the lady and need to know how to apply the ice to reduce swelling after a kick to the groin and a slap in the face.
 
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sinkweight said:
Change of subject please, I just saw my frumpy silhouette in the mirror. Besides I misworded that last post and it came off slightly amorous...not my intent whatsoever.

This is why guys should have toll-free international compliment hotline.

Or maybe an international medical hotline, in case they've already ran the compliment by the lady and need to know how to apply the ice to reduce swelling after a kick to the groin and a slap in the face.


hahahaha only good intentions understood Sinky!

see this guy.. very hungry stingray indeed. I was often accused of stingray porn... now THERE'S a topic...
 

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