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{joke} His & Her Prayers

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Working Class Spearo
Mar 17, 2002
Female Prayer :

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks.
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the fool you sent me instead.


I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac.
With huge boobs.
Who owns a liquor store.

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and she owns a Dive/Spearo shop, somewhere tropical with a ridiculously fast charter boat with twin big mother fu-ker motors that does 60knts+ and her best friend is a total babe and dosent mind shareing her with you and she has a twin sister
and, and , and i must stop before my brain implodes

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haha....great one!!! i have a picture that would fit this joke very well