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A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son, Johnnie, comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in
the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home.

She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that Johnnie is in
there already.

Johnnie says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Johnnire - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Johnnie - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Johnnie - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Johnnie - "$150"
Man - "Sold."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that Johnnie and the lover are
in the closet together.

Johnnie - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Johnnie - "I have a Wilson fielders glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks Johnnie, "How much?"
Johnnie - "$350"
Man - "Highway robbery. Sold."

A few days later, the father says to Johnnie, "Grab your gloves, let's
go outside and have a game of catch. Johnnie says, "I can't, I sold my ball
and my gloves." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

Johnnie -"$500"

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that...
that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to
church and make you confess your greed."

They go to the church and the father makes Johnnie sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.

Johnnie says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again, you're in my closet now"
 

Murat

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rofl

yes johnnie is in his closet now but his father is still outside rofl
 

bdurrett

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Murat said:
rofl

yes johnnie is in his closet now but his father is still outside rofl


so .......

whadda ya think is gonna happen when <oh, this is SO bad>

rofl
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Little Johnny <it hurts just to write this!>

rofl
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Comes outta the closet?

<baddam boom!>
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