Life's observations

[foxfish]

1. More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk........

 

[Fondueset]

You can't fake a good meal.

 

[podge]

Pie chips and beer in the UK is still Pie Chips and beer in the US or Oz or anywhere else.
Its all good.

 

[foxfish]

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

 

[podge]

I fully regret all the times in life when I said no and I should have said yes.
Yes is the word peeps of Deeper Blue.

 

[foxfish]

Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what was going on when I first saw it.

 

[iPirate]

1) life without the ocean is not worth living
2) having a good time is by far the most important thing
3) women are always right

 

[kelp princess]

1) life without the ocean is not worth living
2) having a good time is by far the most important thing
3) women are always right

has anyone told you lately how brilliant you are iPirate?
rofl

cheers,

kp

 

[iPirate]

well yes....until i forget #3 :blackeye

 

[foxfish]

How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

 

[podge]

How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

Carefullyroflrofl

Why are all the best things in life also some of the things that are the worst for you.

 

[HEDS]

Saturday morning observation -

I suffer too much hangovers, some are really bad

and , i say 'im never going to do that again!'

Here i am, once again staring into the deep blue with the worst hangover i have ever had.:crutch

 

[foxfish]

Life's observation - take two Nurofen + just before you go to bed on Friday night = much reduced hangover!

 

[fcallagy]

I fully regret all the times in life when I said no and I should have said yes.

So podge if you say no you really mean yes? Where did I hear that before?

 

[podge]

So podge if you say no you really mean yes? Where did I hear that before?

In the Vicar of Dibley-roflrofl
No no no no no yes.

 

[foxfish]

I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

 

[apneaboy]

People who are late are always seem happier in life than the people they are waiting for

 

[apneaboy]

1. More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk........

Mate on number three, I think this is a bloke thing and I bet you do it.

I've never done a 180 in my life. I ALWAYS know where i'm going. If I miss a turning rather than turn around I will find an alternate route, some of them have literally been an hour out of my way but I have never ever been going in the wrong direction because of it....... short cuts they were

 

[foxfish]

No 3 is a classic maneuver for me on a regular basis, I am always thinking to deeply!

 

[Broseidon]

# Every time I see one of those agressive charity people who grab you on the high street and steal your money, I grab my mobile and pretend to be talking to someone so I don't have to talk to them, but I'll go home and donate money online.

# I hate the way our entire existence is based soley around the pursuit money yet without it, society would fall apart in seconds.

# Humans are the only species on earth that actively drinks the milk of another species.

# The more intelligent a person is the messed up they are in the head - girlfriend was at Oxford, can personally attest to the fact that 80% of Oxford grads are completely deranged (my gf not included )

# Humans are the only animal intellignt enough to worry about life after death and from that worry we have constructed a myriad of "Gods" that have caused more pain and suffering on this world than anything else in history.

# As close as 60 years ago, dying used to be a legitimate fear come winter time.

# Every once in a while I notice someone glancing at me and and when I look at them they look away and I think... what if in the future I do something really historically significant, and theyre time travelling tourists who paid money to travel back in time to come see me before I did whatever it was that made me famous/historical. and they were watching me but when I noticed them they had to look away because they dont want to affect the future and the space/time continuum by interacting with me - not serious