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My oh May, Contest!!

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Brett, DBurrett of DB fame sensed my need for something intriguing for this month's caption contest and kindly offered the use of a photo off his gallery. Smoothness and karma to you my man. :cool:

So here we go... this photo has it all, especially a couple of things near and dear to my heartless soul, that being a subject in the water that makes me yearn for the female gender. 10's from all the judges.

All you need to do is be a member :hmm of the DB fold in good standing and have a funny take on the image. Other than needing to be fairly free of foul language, :ban it's all good. You impress the DB Contest judges and soon thereafter you can impress others with the wearing of a DB T-shirt or start a conversation with that well endowed lass over a cup of tea in your DB mug. It gets no bettah!

So to all, breast, er... best of luck.
 
I guess I'm getting too old. It looks like someone snagged a camel in the nose with a bass lure.
Aloha
Bill
 
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Honey! I want you to go back to that plastic surgeon!

Adrian
 
I will never again consider someone using the phrase "diving into the bosom of the ocean and becoming one with mother nature" a poet again!
 
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Well, since it IS my picture, I have to post the first thing that someone said in the bar after the dive that I took this on as we were looking at it on the laptop.....


"Jeeez! I had no idea that a coral could take a dump!"

It was thereafter christened "The Butt Coral."

It is amazing what a few Gin & Tonics can do to one's sense of propriety!

Bret
 
*As said in the style of Jacques Cousteau*

"Alas, there is seldom a creature that has no adversary within the entire ocean. The Butt Coral is certainly no acception. Here we see its only antagonist, the Thermometer fish. Immune to the Butt Coral's foul efflevium, the Thermometer Fish will soon make a home of its vulnerable orifice."
 
Now that is indeed a great ENTRY sink! ;)

I'm glad you've chosen to go with the thermometer fish instead of the torchy-eel and the finger-shrimp. :)
 
OK, I am showing my age now but....

"And somewhere in Atlantis City tonight, a tireless hero is fighting crime, awaiting the signal lamp that says he is needed.

Da nah nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh BUTT CORAL!"

If you don't recall the tune, you are too young! rofl
 
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It's About God Damned Time!!!

Just in from a long break from the computer and life in general... So let's get back to it. :thankyou

I was fingering that the amount of entries might have been greater but then maybe everyone else was on break as well. Happily though the quality of the entries did not suffer. Well, too much. :hmm

It came down to Deep Thought and his beautifully obvious "diving into the bosom..." one of your Sultan of Smooth's favorite ways to spend a surface interval :p and Sinkweight's Butt Coral vs. the Thermometer fish.

Painfully remembering my last checkup, the judges gave it to SINKWEIGHT!!!

Nicely done, mate. And now the hard part- Send me your preference of a DB shirt with size, or a DB mug, either way, with address and the like.

Check back here for the June Contest, and be prepared to do some thinking. Yeah, yeah... I know. :waterwork
 
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Sven, baby!

Good to hear from you again. That picture of your son with all those spearguns preceeding your dissappearance almost had me contacting the authorities for a missing sultan.

Thanks everybody! I can't wait to finally recieve a Deeperblue shirt.
 
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