My Sad Life

[Poida]

I picked up by dive cylinder from having it inspected today. I got it inspected a year ago, got it filled and didn't go diving. That is so sad. Crying Smilie. There's no Crying Smilie how can I pour my heart out without a Crying Smilie?

Do know what's sadder? My wife is coming home from her holidays tomorrow. I've got to clean the house before she gets home. There's fishing tackle all over the dining room table, fishing rods leaning on the buffet and boat carpet in the lounge room. So much sand on the floor I'm going to need a bobcat.

My last night as a bachelor, I'm drowning my sorrows with a bottle of red and nachos.

If only I could live without her.:inlove

 

[spaghetti]

Crying Smilie. There's no Crying Smilie how can I pour my heart out without a Crying Smilie?

I know how you feel, mate. And yes, right, our crying smilie sucks........:waterwork

 

[BennyB]

Buy a new house dude!

 

[Chris_C_NZ]

Buy a bottle of sparkling white and some chocs, she'll not notice the mess ;-)

 

[agbiv]

Poooor Baby! When wifie goes out of town there's a list that'll put the Doomsday book to shame. I always throw the party outside--makes clean up easier! Really mate, I feel for you! I remember many (X3) when still at home--brother threw a binger at the house whilst foilks were away. I got home to a trashed abode. Woke him out of the hangover slumber and we cleaned up--til Dad got home and found empty beer cans in the bottom of the pool from some fool drinking game he and his buds were doing. OOOPS. :duh

 

[BatRay]

Sounds like you need to get yourself a man cave, Poida. Many fellows enjoy having their own fortress of solitude.