New techniques...

[Adrian]

Ever wanted to calm that agressive shark? Tickle an 8 kg bass behind the gills? It's in Japanese (corrected, thanks!), but self explanatory for us who don't speak the language.

Here's how:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXsFndVCjMk]YouTube - Japanese Qigong(kikou) doctor Kanzawa - Amazing![/ame]

 

[drunkinbda]

what about girlfriends?

....come on you know at least 1 other person thought it :chatup

 

[nz676]

thats fairly impressive wonder if it's all a trick like they drug all the animals let's see him do that to a wild grizzly that's something id pay to watch

 

[salibandy]

Actually it's in Japanese.

Anyway, my Grandpa is a master in QiGong, as practiced in that video. I can therefore say that it works. However, it takes a long time to master the art/skill of QiGong.

 

[nz676]

no kidding thats amazing so have you ever seen him put a deer to sleep how does it work what are the principles

 

[salibandy]

Deer? No I'm afraid not. Haha. But I have seen him put people to sleep. QiGong basically means the art of Qi, which literally means air but can be interpreted as life. The believe is that a master can manipulate this energy and do useful things, like therapy.

 

[Pastor]

I can do that! When I start talking about Mathematics, every bugger for miles around falls asleep

 

[laminar]

Um, actually it's in Japanese.

 

[nz676]

yeah and every one knows the only way to tame an aggresive shark is to tickle its belly c'mon

 

[salibandy]

Oh Pastor, glad to see you back on the board. Kinda missed all the homour you brought.

Peter, I understand you have a degree in Chinese/Mandarin, do you not? I think I read it somewhere in the forum. Of course, you would know the difference between Chinese and Japanese. Gee, to think that so many foreigners can better Chinese than me (a 2nd Gen Singaporean, but still Chinese) is embarassing.

 

[chrismar]

yeah and every one knows the only way to tame an aggresive shark is to tickle its belly c'mon

...yes.








Generally from the inside.

 

[nz676]

i'll make sure to give that advice to my slowering swimming companions to help me out(just make sure you tickle when you get in there thanks)

 

[laminar]

你好大鯊魚。 請鎮靜下來。 那是仅西紅柿醬。

It's been scientifically proven that sharks understand Chinese. That's why you never hear of shark attacks in China.

So all you need to do is learn the sentence from above (translated):
"Hi Mr. Big Shark. Please calm down. It's only ketchup."

Works every time.

The alternative is:

"O, Lord and Master of all aquatic beings, we bring supplications and tithe for your dominion over the waters, deep and shallow. We shall return henceforth to our planet of origin and leave you in peace."

"Yes, we agree no more sharkfin soup. What? You want 10 copies of JAWS 3D to add to your library. Umm, okay."

 

[jay cluskey]

i know chinese
why you kick my dog and call him f**K off when his name is wover

 

[Erik]

^ heehee^ I think that was a Benny Hill joke, Jay?

 

[Tony Babowicz]

I tried to watch the video but I keep falling asleep!