NOVEMBER'S Caption Contest

[icarus pacific]

Ahhh, now that the rain has begun and my inner clock resets itself from manic to merely confused, let me let you all in on the latest in the continuiing debacle that is DB's Caption Contest.

Seen below is a photo of a couple of lads doing what is most important- getting wet and hauling back dinner. Seen taking a few minutes at depth to blow off a little nitrogen and reclining on the rig to boot, the only thing wrong here is- nothing. Those of you claiming that communication is most important are urged to turn off Oprah, scratch yourself in public and jam those feet into some fins. :ycard

The funniest one or few lines ascribed to the photo nets you huge accolades as well as some DB swag in the form of a Tshirt or coffee mug. Having both, I can tell you that winning here, doesn't suck.

And just in case some of you clowns think about going to the "Hey, but they're on SCUBA!!" card.... I have less of a tolereance for the freedive/SCUBA tossing than DB does, which is zero. :rcard This is about your humor, not your soapbox. Peace and enjoy your November.

 

[podge]

Mines bigger than yours!

 

[maytag]

The Twelve Days of DB Diving

On the first day of diving, my true love gave to me:
A brown deer caught in deep sea.

On the second day of diving, my true love gave to me:
Two fish with spearos,
And a brown deer caught in deep sea.

On the third day of diving, my true love gave to me,
Three F1s,
Two fish with spearos, And a brown deer caught in deep sea.

On the fourth day of diving, my true love gave to me:
Four singing dolphins
Three F1s, Two fish with spearos, And a brown deer caught in deep sea.

On the fifth day of diving, my true love gave to me,
Five Bubble Rings,
Four singing dolphins, Three F1s, Two fish with spearos,
And a brown deer caught in deep sea.

On the sixth day of diving, my true love gave to me,
Six squid a-laying
Five Bubble Rings, Four singing dolphins, Three F1s, Two fish with spearos
And a brown deer caught in deep sea.

On the seventh day of diving, my true love gave to me,
Seven legs a-missing
Six squid a-laying, Five Bubble Rings, Four singing dolphins, Three F1s
Two fish with spearos, And a brown deer caught in deep sea.

On the eighth day of diving, my true love gave to me
Eight Divas diving
Seven legs a-missing, Six squid a-laying, Five Bubble Rings, Four singing dolphins
Three F1s, Two fish with spearos, And a brown deer caught in deep sea.

On the ninth day of diving, my true love gave to me
Nine scubies swimming
Eight Divas diving, Seven legs a-missing, Six squid a-laying, Five Bubble Rings
Four singing dolphins, Three F1s, Two fish with spearos
And a brown deer caught in deep sea.

On the tenth day of diving, my true love gave to me
Ten sea lions leaping
Nine scubies swimming, Eight Divas diving, Seven legs a-missing, Six squid a-laying
Five Bubble Rings, Four singing dolphins, Three F1s, Two Fish with Spearos
And a brown deer caught in deep sea.

On the eleventh day of diving, my true love gave to me
Eleven shampooers shampooing
Ten sea lions leaping, Nine scubies swimming, Eight Divas diving,
Seven legs a-missing, Six squid a-laying, Five Bubble Rings, Four singing dolphins
Three F1s, Two Fish with Spearos, And a brown deer caught in deep sea.

On the twelfth day of diving, my true love gave to me
Twelve apneists ascending
Eleven shampooers shampooing, Ten sea lions leaping, Nine scubies swimming
Eight Divas diving, Seven legs a-missing, Six squid a-laying, Five Bubble Rings
Four singing dolphins, Three F1s, Two Fish with Spearos
And a brown deer caught in deep sea.

Happy November to All. Cheers, maytag.

 

[badlander]

'Though Doug's fish we're always generally smaller,his weapon was always held fully erect'

 

[mishu1984]

i'll show you mine if you show me yours

 

[spaghetti]

"Cheese"!

-...Smile Joe, smile! blub blub

-I'm smiling...blub blurr

-Are you? blub blub

 

[colt.45]

Oh S#!% here comes mama!

 

[colt.45]

looks like well be eatin fish allllll week................ my wife is gona kill me

 

[Kman]

The swiftly rising Log catches both divers unawares as it smacks them both in the groin both nearly losing their dinners. (You can see the look on both their faces!)

 

[Shadowkiller]

Diver1: Thats the 18th photo..
Diver2: I'm down to my last bar of air!
Diver1: Oh, no he's going to take another one!
Diver2: I'm out....im outttt...

 

[Oldsarge]

Damn, Sven, the response to this one is first rate. Everything I could think of was already posted. Good work, guys, this is going to be a fun month!

 

[island_sands]

Those of you claiming that communication is most important are urged to turn off Oprah, scratch yourself in public and jam those feet into some fins. :ycard

Scratch yourself in public? Use Billy Connolly's method:

Stand in an area with lots of people, and shout loudly, I REALLY NEED TO SCRATCH MY F---ING ARSE!!

(people will then look away)

Scratch comfortably.

Sorry, cant think of a caption for the photo, its bedtime and my mind is on other things

 

[jimdoe2you]

Sorry, cant think of a caption for the photo, its bedtime and my mind is on other things

What a coincidence.

It's bedtime and your things are on my mind!!!

rofl rofl rofl

 

[Marwan]

"you come here often?"

 

[Spaniard]

Sittin' on the dock of the bay, wasting fish...........

 

[Shadowkiller]

So Sven signals "hold my fish you two, I need to go untangle my shafts", next thing I hear is the boat starting up. Do you reckon he's coming back?

 

[deep thinker]

Add gas breathing noises and in true DB style say: whos your daddy!!!

 

[icarus pacific]

Sittin' on the dock of the bay, QUOTE]


OTIS REDDING???!!!!! Aww yeah, now you're talkin!!

 

[fcallagy]

to continue spainards theme,
sitting on the dock of the bay, watching for fish to just blast away

or

smells like fish tastes like ?

 

[BatRay]

Say, you can get some really big fish in the Monterey Bay Aquarium exhibits