oh dear its started

[jay cluskey]

oh hell ,
it was my little girl sienna,s :inlove:inlove birthday on sunday .she was three
my sister has gone and bought her a doll with matching brother
well , i say matching , she noticed a small difference

she carried it out to me yesterday and started taking its clothes off
" look daddy he has a sausage ,a little tiny one like you "

i am devastated

ear plugs blinkers a chaperone and a big stick for future boyfreinds have all been ordered

 

[BatRay]

roflrofl
Very nice. I wonder about these anatomically correct dolls these days.

 

[agbiv]

Tazer Jay, get a Tazer! :martial

 

[Bill]

Try to get things into the proper perspective Jay. My daughter became a teenager over 30 years ago. In the long run I worried a lot more about her not getting pregnant than the other way around.

 

[drunkinbda]

hehe jay has a little tiny sausage

 

[jay cluskey]

you would not like it as a wart on your chin lol

 

[apneaboy]

'Whats that Daddy?, its like a willy only smaller' she said to him

rofl rofl

 

[kelp princess]

she noticed a small difference
" look daddy he has a sausage ,a little tiny one like you "

rofl

sorry jay but this sentence is hilarious?!

don't worry mate - just think about how devastated some teeny weenied chap's gonna feel 14 years from now when she's making exclamations!

or maybe this is a sign that Sienna will be a doctor

 

[Lockedin]

ear plugs blinkers a chaperone and a big stick for future boyfreinds have all been ordered

My buddy has a 16yr old girl. He invited me to go skeet shooting once, I accepted and showed up with my Mossberg, walked in the door to find him showing his daughter's prospective date the ins and outs of his favorite 12ga.! Couldn't help but notice that he called him "son" as well! The poor kid turn white as a sheet when I walked in with mine! I saw what he was doing I almost laughed out loud!rofl

I wrote that one in my notebook for future reference...:martial

 

[bite ya]

I'm trying to find something funny to say Jay but your a big lad and given your colourful past and the fact that one day we may meet, i'll stay quite!

Chris

 

[apneaboy]

I'm trying to find something funny to say Jay but your a big lad and given your colourful past and the fact that one day we may meet, i'll stay quite!

You will be able to run faster than him so fill yer boots

I had a lad, i only have to worry about what one penis is doing, not every single one of them on the street. LOL

 

[agbiv]

I have two girls. I pity any man that crosses #1 = she'll eat him alive.
#2 shoots straight, took karate and carries a softball bat.

 

[bite ya]

agbiv
My daughter should meet your #2 i think they would get along...

 

[hyeparis]

Was it circumcised?

 

[jay cluskey]

shes just done it again
we were driving over a high bridge and shes just said
" daddy thats fantastic"
i replied " whats that babe?"

she looked at me with this frown like im a complete arse. then said " the view"
i smiled at my wife who was laughing at me then i shook my head
i turned around and hear she is mimmicking every move and expression im making

i think this one is gonna be hard work!!!

 

[agbiv]

Get used to it.

"Dad! You're not going out in those short, with those shoes (my REAL British Desert Rat chucks) and SOCKS!" :rcard

"Honey the colors match?!?!?!"

Chorus: "Oh Dad you'll never get it!!!" Slink back into room and change...just were'em when they're not around. :blackeye

"Why do you wear henley shirts?" "I like them!" Chorus :head

"Dad that hat is aweful!" (My slouch I've had since 1974) Chorus :martial

Conversely--"Honey you're NOT wearing that out in public, much less in front of ME!" :naughty

 

[jay cluskey]

:inlove:inlove she started school today im heartbroken folks i parked close by to the school and watched her playing with new friends , wanting to scale the fence at any sign of fear or distress . im a wuss i know i knew from the first time she opened her eyes on the day she was born . i said to my self then , that face will be the end of me,:inlove:inlove

 

[BatRay]

Yeah, but what a way to go :inlove

 

[jay cluskey]

a late friend of mine said that to me about his two little girls