Hi everybody!!
PETA Guys! This is basically a joke title, don't bother to try to crucify me yet:martial !
Ok... Usually when I go spearfishing, the shuttle company staff is having something to eat, no matter what time is it... And this guys can't be serious for a single second and everything you ask will be inmediatly replied with an smart ass answer...
Me: What are u eating?
Him: Pelican ceviche! Tasty, want some?
Me: What the hell!!?? U can't eat pelican!!!:rcard
Him: Of course, I'm too poor and on thanksgiving I have an stuffed pelican for dinner with my family! That's what I call a mexican turkey!!
Me: Yeah right!! :vangry (by this time I know that he is mocking of me because everybody is adding more and more stupid coments...:vangry
Ok. Enough of that! Yesterday I was reading an old magazine and I saw a page with the title: "True lies" and this one made me laugh out loud, I think that this guy is BS but for sure he knows how to write in a very funny/stupid wayrofl ... I don't believe a word but I wanted to share this with you guys:
FISHERMAN FLIPS THE BIRD
My buds and I fish in mobile bay in the gulf of mexico all the time. One day we were totaly sauced, and I tought it'd be fun to mess around with one of the pelicans floating near the boat. I swam to this big, fat one and I guess it didn't like the look in my eye because once I was within range , it clamped it's beak down on my ear. I tried to wrestle the damn thing off , but it wasn't letting go. My buddy then used all three of his brain cells and decided to beat it off my head with an oar:head . The next thing I know , I'm lying in the bottom of the boat with a Fred Flinstone bump in my head rofl and a dead pelican next to me. That night, we cooked it and ate it . It was fabulous-crispy on the outside with a tart orange glaze and some plum stuffing. Now we go out every weekend pelican baiting . My ears are starting to look like dried apricots , and I have a little trouble with slurred speech, but I never ate so good in my life.
Jake H. Schaumburg, Ill.
After all, seems like somebody stole my mexican friends idea!!!!rofl
PETA Guys! This is basically a joke title, don't bother to try to crucify me yet:martial !
Ok... Usually when I go spearfishing, the shuttle company staff is having something to eat, no matter what time is it... And this guys can't be serious for a single second and everything you ask will be inmediatly replied with an smart ass answer...
Me: What are u eating?
Him: Pelican ceviche! Tasty, want some?
Me: What the hell!!?? U can't eat pelican!!!:rcard
Him: Of course, I'm too poor and on thanksgiving I have an stuffed pelican for dinner with my family! That's what I call a mexican turkey!!
Me: Yeah right!! :vangry (by this time I know that he is mocking of me because everybody is adding more and more stupid coments...:vangry
Ok. Enough of that! Yesterday I was reading an old magazine and I saw a page with the title: "True lies" and this one made me laugh out loud, I think that this guy is BS but for sure he knows how to write in a very funny/stupid wayrofl ... I don't believe a word but I wanted to share this with you guys:
FISHERMAN FLIPS THE BIRD
My buds and I fish in mobile bay in the gulf of mexico all the time. One day we were totaly sauced, and I tought it'd be fun to mess around with one of the pelicans floating near the boat. I swam to this big, fat one and I guess it didn't like the look in my eye because once I was within range , it clamped it's beak down on my ear. I tried to wrestle the damn thing off , but it wasn't letting go. My buddy then used all three of his brain cells and decided to beat it off my head with an oar:head . The next thing I know , I'm lying in the bottom of the boat with a Fred Flinstone bump in my head rofl and a dead pelican next to me. That night, we cooked it and ate it . It was fabulous-crispy on the outside with a tart orange glaze and some plum stuffing. Now we go out every weekend pelican baiting . My ears are starting to look like dried apricots , and I have a little trouble with slurred speech, but I never ate so good in my life.
Jake H. Schaumburg, Ill.
After all, seems like somebody stole my mexican friends idea!!!!rofl
