Pirate Joke to entertain the voters
Watch out. This one's a stinker.
A pirate walks into a crowded pub. However, this pirate has his pantaloons dropped around his ankles. He's also got a big, spoked, ship's wheel rockin' left and right around his tadger. Angrily pushing his way through the crowd, knocking stools over and drinks off of tables, he slams the wheel up against the bar, shoves his hands through the wheel spokes and pounds his fists to get the bartender's attention.
"What the hell do you want?" The bartender gripes.
"I'd like a shot'a rum, and step lively ya scurvy dog!" Barks the pirate.
"Sir I hate to point out the obvious. But you DO know you have a ship's wheel around your JohnThomas, don't you?"
"Aye." the pirate moans, "It's drrrivin' me nuts"
Thank Whelan almighty members still can't give bad rep.