Riddle Thread

[Poida]

Miles started the Jokes Thread which made me realise that there is a lot of funny people on the DB forum.
Crusty put a riddle in the Jokes Forum, I told him off, he abused me and that is what real friendship is all about.

We, I don't know about the rest of the world, when you live where we do, who gives a sh*t about the rest of the world, went through a stage of silly riddles, or maybe it was the people I associated with. Anyway "One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest" changed my life, I threw the water cooler through the window and escaped.

I would like to share some of the silly riddles with you.

 

[Poida]

Q What is yellow and deadly dangerous?
A Shark infested custard

Q What's black and deadly dangerous?
A A crow with a machine gun. (In some countries I think they call them Ravens)

Q How do you know if there has been an elephant in your fridge?
A Footprints in the cheese cake.

Q What's red and yellow and hangs on the wall?
A A red and yellow wall hanger.

Q What's green grows out of the ground and has got wheels?
A Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q What goes 99 clump?
A A centerpede with a wooden leg.

 

[Akoni]

Q: It hangs on the wall, it ticks and you can see how late it is on it, when it falls the garagedoor will open, what's that?

A: Pure Luck!

 

[island_sands]

Q What goes 99 clump?
A A centerpede with a wooden leg.

Groan :head

 

[jimdoe2you]

I have a prediction about the future of this thread!!!

rofl rofl rofl

Why is the bride smiling in her wedding photos?

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Because she knows she has given her last blow job!!!

 

[DeepThought]

Q: What type of bear disolves in water?

A: A polar bear!

O well, the chemists among us might have got it.

 

[SEDATE]

Q What is yellow and deadly dangerous?
A Shark infested custard
Q What's black and deadly dangerous?
A A crow with a machine gun. (In some countries I think they call them Ravens)
Q How do you know if there has been an elephant in your fridge?
A Footprints in the cheese cake.
Q What's red and yellow and hangs on the wall?
A A red and yellow wall hanger.
Q What's green grows out of the ground and has got wheels?
A Grass, I lied about the wheels.
Q What goes 99 clump?
A A centerpede with a wooden leg.

answer:hımmyeah1sec

 

[marginatus]

wich one is the spearfisher?

3 guys are watching "in to the blue" and in one of the freediving scenes with jessica alba in close up:

Guy 1: ohhhh yeah, that is a perfect body! especialy the most curved parts!
Guy 2: being that fine should be forbiden... dammmmm!
Guy 3: yeah those ice fins are realy cool and perfectly mimetic!

now, wich one is the spearfisher???


Personaly i'm guy 1, 2 and 3 at the same time...

 

[crusty]

Whats Black, White and Red and sits in a Tree





A Magpie with a hard on


Crusty

 

[island_sands]

What's black all over with white genitals?

A Welsh coalminer on honeymoon

sorry Alison

 

[Groupermadness]

Whats green and eats nuts........









Syphilis...............

 

[Groupermadness]

Not for the metric minded

Why do Elephants have 4 feet?????????




Because the would look pathetic with just 6 inches.

 

[crusty]

Whats 3 foot long and F-cks chickens



An Axe

Crusty

 

[crusty]

Whats white and 12 inches long


Nothing


Crusty

 

[jimdoe2you]

Wow, ..........this thread is HOT!!!!

Excellent riddles????

 

[jimdoe2you]

What is it that gets wetter as it dries?

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Your towel.

 

[jimdoe2you]

A sheik announced that a race would decide which of his two sons would inherit all his wealth. The sons were to ride their camels to a certain distant city. The son whose camel reached the city last would be given all the sheik's wealth.

The two sons set out on the journey. After severals days of aimless wandering, they met and agreed to seek the advice of a wiseman. After listening to the wiseman's advice, the two sons rode the camels as quickly as possible to the designated city.

What was it that the wiseman told the two sons? They did not agree to split the wealth, and their father's decree would be followed.

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The wiseman told the sons to switch camels.

 

[Poida]

Which side of a bird has the most feathers?















The outside.

 

[Poida]

Why are bananas bent?





















'cos if they weren't they wouldn't be bananas.

 

[SEDATE]

Why the kiwi is green, you know?