Well.... it's safe to say when the winds kicked in on my holidays that being away from the ocean got rather boring, so in the spirit of the last rip off of an Offspring song (see the Dec comp), here's another If anyone has any similar songs, go ahead and post!
Blood in My Spleen
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(Sing to 'Self Esteem' by The Offspring)
I held my breath for the tenth time today,
Packed my lungs, filled them up all the way.
Looked around, there was no sign of earth,
Blocked my nose and steadied my nerves.
Well I know, I should go slow,
But it's kinda hard when you're diving with pros,
And I know, I'm aiming too deep,
But that's OK, I've got no blood in my spleen.
We made plans, to reach thirty nine,
Two warm up dives with a static at five,
All this training, and still I just know,
This mega dives gunna end in BO.
My mate says, "Why would you torture yourself?"
But I really think he's he's missing the point,
And he says, "Why is your face turning blue?"
But I really perform better this way,
The more contractions, the more it shows that you're a man...
Right? Yeah yeah
You'll get a kick out of this little bit,
(Which happens more than I'd care to admit),
I ventilated, flushed my CO2 stores,
Hit three thirty then fell flat on the floor.
Well I know, I should go slow,
But it's kinda hard when you're diving with pros,
And I know, I'm aiming too deep,
But that's OK I've got no blood in my spleen.
My mate says, "Why would you torture yourself?"
But I really think he's he's missing the point,
And he says, "Why is your face turning blue?"
But I really perform better this way,
The more contractions, the more it shows that you're a man...
Right? Yeah yeah
Blood in My Spleen
**************
(Sing to 'Self Esteem' by The Offspring)
I held my breath for the tenth time today,
Packed my lungs, filled them up all the way.
Looked around, there was no sign of earth,
Blocked my nose and steadied my nerves.
Well I know, I should go slow,
But it's kinda hard when you're diving with pros,
And I know, I'm aiming too deep,
But that's OK, I've got no blood in my spleen.
We made plans, to reach thirty nine,
Two warm up dives with a static at five,
All this training, and still I just know,
This mega dives gunna end in BO.
My mate says, "Why would you torture yourself?"
But I really think he's he's missing the point,
And he says, "Why is your face turning blue?"
But I really perform better this way,
The more contractions, the more it shows that you're a man...
Right? Yeah yeah
You'll get a kick out of this little bit,
(Which happens more than I'd care to admit),
I ventilated, flushed my CO2 stores,
Hit three thirty then fell flat on the floor.
Well I know, I should go slow,
But it's kinda hard when you're diving with pros,
And I know, I'm aiming too deep,
But that's OK I've got no blood in my spleen.
My mate says, "Why would you torture yourself?"
But I really think he's he's missing the point,
And he says, "Why is your face turning blue?"
But I really perform better this way,
The more contractions, the more it shows that you're a man...
Right? Yeah yeah