On the subject of sea sickness we had a lad in our club that used to be sick EVERY trip. I have
honestly seen him be sick in the swimming pool just from people jumping in rofl
On this one trip he was trying to get off with a rather nice lady and he asked me to back him up in every situation and if he said he was good at something to big him up.
He decided to use those wrist bands that are supposed to work on pressure points to stop the sea sickness without drowse inducing drugs, all was good for 3 hours until i noticed they had come off the area they should be on, when pointed out to him he looked down he suddenly realised and immediately turned white (which was pretty impressive considering he was of Asian persuasion rofl)
3 hours into the trip he was bent over the rail, arse in the air, projectile vomiting, being consoled by his hopefully future partner. Not wanting to let a friend down in his hour of need i went over and explained how good he was at this, and that he could do it at will, even in a swimming pool. He couldn't quite flip the bird inbetween vomits but at least i'm a man of his word
His other friend came over and put both arms around his waist and started to do doggy style pelvic thrusts to him while he was bent over the rail, arse in the air in time with his projectile vomiting. Every time he chundered he got a pelvic thrust and a big 'go on big boy take it'
Another dive boat was passing at this time and his mate shouted over at the top of his voice to the amusement of the other boat:
'I think this one is full lads, NEXT'
I don't know why but I don't think they got together, and come to think of it we haven't seen him for a while........ Good trip though
rofl