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September Contest!!

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icarus pacific

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Being the observant type that becomes the Sultan of Smooth, I took a look at the numbers from last month and compared them to the all time high and came to a conclusion. But even so, there are no scantily clad, lingerie-laden lasses :p in this month's contest. So there! :t

Maybe next month. ;)

Score huge this month with your funny entry to the photo below. How huge? HUGE! As in HUGE!! As in if you get the judges rollin' you get a mail from moi telling you to stake your claim on a DB T-shirt or a coffee/or tea :hmm mug. And believe me on this one- the mug is a sweet tool to clock the noggin of the damn seals that you have to push outta the way to get to the bottom.

And I don't wanna hear how even the seals think that open heel Esclapez fins are the tasty choice for the discerning diver. :hmm On second thought, that might have won!

Game on!
 
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So that's where "hoof in mouth" disease came from.;)

Jon
 

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"oh yeah... suck those.. uhh fins..":eek:

"Never wear Oil of Sealay when diving.."

"Oh look, Sven got a friend... a male seal friend..."

oh well back to the gutter for me..:naughty
 

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"Why Mayol never made it back up..."

(Shouldn't be too obscure a reference should it?"
 

Bill

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Good old plastic. Those new carbon fins are hard on the teeth.
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"Sensing the source of an unsporting advantage, a local seal decides to take matters in hand...and disable the competition."
 

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David Attenborough voice over:
"Here we see how far human excesses have spread, even in the Ocean. Once a carefree species, this seal is reduced to sniffing lines off a freedivers fin" *rueful shake of the head*

(any reference to persons living or dead purely co-incedental)
 

Sharky

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The next time you drop one of your fins, I won't be bringing it back ok. So get it your self.


I am a seal not a bloody dog, next time you play fetch the fin.



I have got to win one of these days.

How big are the tea mugs, half a litre or more?
 

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It looks like Esclapez gets the "seal" of approval after all.

Pun intended;)

Jon
 

AltSaint

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I'm returning my fins, because the seals keep going on them.
 

bdurrett

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"Sealed" with a Kiss

"Needs salt... Got milk?"

-OR-

"Hmm, not bad. Just a bit chewy..... Note to self - stay away from that crunchy thing on the back. Biting on them makes them fart." ;)

-OR-

"Hey! Come back here! Where da yuh think you're going? I ain't done wid yous yet." :t

-OR- (my personal favorite)

"Hey Mom, it followed me home! Can we keep it? I know it's a little big but I promise I will take it out for a swim every day and I will house train it and make sure it gets food.... Awww c'mon Mom.... Puuuuuuuuhhhhlleeeeeeeeeeeze? It can sleep with me on the beach. I will train it to do tricks like getting me a fish or two...." :p

Bret
 

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Yummmm...absolutely sealicious!

Adrian
 

Adrian

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You humans still don't get it! It's not the size that counts, but how you wiggle! (In the water) :)

Adrian
 

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How "Split Fins" were invented.

Jon
 

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Sven's new 'appetizer shark deterrent system'.

succulent harbour seal or neoprene diver

succulent harbour seal or neoprene diver...hmmm
 

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And you thought tailgating on the freeway was bad..........
 

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(jaws theme playing menacingly in the background)

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
 

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Tired of the never ending debates on fin quality and performance, Sven decided to ask the experts.

Adrian
 

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New series on FOX television: Seals gone wild

Jon
 

defofthecrown

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Most seal species do exhibit sexual dimorphism, but this is just rediculous.
 
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