September Contest!!

[icarus pacific]

Being the observant type that becomes the Sultan of Smooth, I took a look at the numbers from last month and compared them to the all time high and came to a conclusion. But even so, there are no scantily clad, lingerie-laden lasses in this month's contest. So there! :t

Maybe next month.

Score huge this month with your funny entry to the photo below. How huge? HUGE! As in HUGE!! As in if you get the judges rollin' you get a mail from moi telling you to stake your claim on a DB T-shirt or a coffee/or tea :hmm mug. And believe me on this one- the mug is a sweet tool to clock the noggin of the damn seals that you have to push outta the way to get to the bottom.

And I don't wanna hear how even the seals think that open heel Esclapez fins are the tasty choice for the discerning diver. :hmm On second thought, that might have won!

Game on!

 

[Jon]

So that's where "hoof in mouth" disease came from.

Jon

 

[Shadowkiller]

"oh yeah... suck those.. uhh fins.."

"Never wear Oil of Sealay when diving.."

"Oh look, Sven got a friend... a male seal friend..."

oh well back to the gutter for me..:naughty

 

[Shadowkiller]

"Why Mayol never made it back up..."

(Shouldn't be too obscure a reference should it?"

 

[Bill]

Good old plastic. Those new carbon fins are hard on the teeth.
Bill

 

[OceanSwimmer]

"Sensing the source of an unsporting advantage, a local seal decides to take matters in hand...and disable the competition."

 

[Shadowkiller]

David Attenborough voice over:
"Here we see how far human excesses have spread, even in the Ocean. Once a carefree species, this seal is reduced to sniffing lines off a freedivers fin" *rueful shake of the head*

(any reference to persons living or dead purely co-incedental)

 

[Sharky]

The next time you drop one of your fins, I won't be bringing it back ok. So get it your self.


I am a seal not a bloody dog, next time you play fetch the fin.



I have got to win one of these days.

How big are the tea mugs, half a litre or more?

 

[Jon]

It looks like Esclapez gets the "seal" of approval after all.

Pun intended

Jon

 

[AltSaint]

I'm returning my fins, because the seals keep going on them.

 

[bdurrett]

"Sealed" with a Kiss

"Needs salt... Got milk?"

-OR-

"Hmm, not bad. Just a bit chewy..... Note to self - stay away from that crunchy thing on the back. Biting on them makes them fart."

-OR-

"Hey! Come back here! Where da yuh think you're going? I ain't done wid yous yet." :t

-OR- (my personal favorite)

"Hey Mom, it followed me home! Can we keep it? I know it's a little big but I promise I will take it out for a swim every day and I will house train it and make sure it gets food.... Awww c'mon Mom.... Puuuuuuuuhhhhlleeeeeeeeeeeze? It can sleep with me on the beach. I will train it to do tricks like getting me a fish or two...."

Bret

 

[Adrian]

Yummmm...absolutely sealicious!

Adrian

 

[Adrian]

You humans still don't get it! It's not the size that counts, but how you wiggle! (In the water)

Adrian

 

[Jon]

How "Split Fins" were invented.

Jon

 

[defofthecrown]

Sven's new 'appetizer shark deterrent system'.

succulent harbour seal or neoprene diver

succulent harbour seal or neoprene diver...hmmm

 

[FreeFloat]

And you thought tailgating on the freeway was bad..........

 

[DiverD]

(jaws theme playing menacingly in the background)

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

 

[Adrian]

Tired of the never ending debates on fin quality and performance, Sven decided to ask the experts.

Adrian

 

[Jon]

New series on FOX television: Seals gone wild

Jon

 

[defofthecrown]

Most seal species do exhibit sexual dimorphism, but this is just rediculous.