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SPEARGUN v.s. GIRLFRIEND

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dend76

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Top 10 similarities between a good speargun and the perfect girlfriend!
10 - It never speaks
9 - Other guys envy it
8 - You find yourself fantasizing about it while you’re at work
7 - It’s perfectly balanced (I bet some of you wish your wife/girlfriend was)
6 - It’s never “too tired” or has a “headache”
5 - You can modify it as you see fit
4 - There isn’t a week of the month when leaves you solo with your polespear
3 - It doesn’t get jealous when you bring home a new speargun
2 - It embraces the fact that you enjoy dressing in black rubber

AND THE #1 SIMILARITY BETWEEN YOUR SPEARGUN AND GIRLFRIEND IS:

1 - Your wife gets angry when you try to bring it to bed with you.
 
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#4
a very nice one
i am at this possition that my wife bought me my new spear gun :)
so can i say she really helped me geting a new girlfriend ?? rofl
 
#6
That was really funny
My misses/ex misses wentoff at me when i told her that my speargun would be liveing in our bedroom Hung up at the end of the bed
lost her over my love 4 spearfishing
but i still got spearfishing ;)
 
#10
rofl rofl rofl IF ONLY SUCH A WOMAN REALLY EXISTED WE'D ALL BE HAPPY HUNTERS rofl rofl rofl
Seriously though myne at least encourages me to go out at least once a week or so! So Im almost happy, she must just allow the gun into the bed now and not under it and then...:)
 
#11
My wife only agreed I'd get a new gun as long as I have her name engraved on it.
 

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