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Surprise Engagement

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Congratulations, Shadowkiller...I guess I shouldn't have waged Sands so quickly when you had mentioned that ill-fated Vegemite eating contest. I suppose I'll do my research next time...or burn my tongue with hot coffee.

Sands,

The following I would like shipped back to me:

1. my toothbrush
2. Psychadelic Furs album
3. plastic microwave egg poacher
4. lavender candle w/ headboard collonade holders
5. my 2 ft. long, french braided pony tail I let you cut off....I can't believe I let you do that, backstabber!
6. Christopher, the extra-attentive poolboy (with cleaning supplies and suntan oil)
7. The last of the Hello Kitty Shrinky-Dinks that we haven't baked.
8. low-end tarantula cage
9. Did you ever find that tarantula?
10. "On Golden Pond" VHS

Shadow, a few pointers for keeping Sands happy

1. She likes the car pulled around everymorning around 11:30 am for her morning shopping spree(s).
2. All monuments in her image must be completed during her sleep hours (1:00am-11:30 am mon-thurs...5:30am 8:30pm fri,sat,sun)
3. She doesn't care who steals the hope diamond, just make sure the ring is the right size.
4. Either you eat at separate tables, or you sleep in different rooms. It's your call. She doesn't have time to pay her PR team to write que cards for EVERYTHING
5. You NEVER sink her battleship
6. Questions are a burden to others...mainly Sands
7. Every "pass" during the Newlywed Game Show is a knee in the groin on the way back to the limo
8. During role-playing...she likes for you to guess the "safety" word.
9. Throwing a coat over a puddle for her to cross is very dandy and turn-of-the-century chivalrous and all...but mostly, she just needs you to keep the paparazzi from getting in the restaurant.
10. Enjoy the doggy bag on your own damn hours (1:00am-11:30am mon-thurs...5:20am-8:30pm fri,sat,sun)

Always stealing the show... I never heard a congratulations for me and Benny B :(
 
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I just found this hilarious thread, had me hook and line to the end!

I was doing a search for Xenu, cuz I just found out that it comes out of Scientology...I had thought it was a home-made deity of Deep Thought!

"tanks" for da silliness!
 
lol! and you dont know how much trouble happened when a certain somebody read this post rofl rofl
 
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Outstanding. Lots of men here upset and happy at the same time. Bismillah hira manirahim!
Salam,
Erik Young


I am more happy than upset, congratulations! and love forever

Sara, I hope it will be OK if I'll write You some poem ocassionally...:)
Oh, well I guess I should ask lucky guy Shadowkiller for it. That's really great, I am happy for You
 
LOL i get also hookedrofl

BTW i will have engagement at 8th of August:t :friday :friday

YES I FOUND HER AND I AM VERY HAPPY, and guess what!!! Our first date was 1st April :) :)
 
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I am more happy than upset, congratulations! and love forever

Sara, I hope it will be OK if I'll write You some poem ocassionally...:)
Oh, well I guess I should ask lucky guy Shadowkiller for it. That's really great, I am happy for You


no no no no!!!! this was an April Fool! hahahaha!

hey Murat CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!! :inlove :thankyou :thankyou :thankyou
 
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That, my dear, was a Neener to the nth degree! :t

But we love you anyway. Danny waves his chubby little hand in your general direction! :wave

I figured I would finish reading the thread BEFORE I replied but it shows how long I have been out of commission around here.....
 
in my defense I am at work... no time to read the entire thing. :)
 
Thank you all, i am so excited about it...I will post some pictures of us as soon as i get the photos to my office :)
 
Congrats Murat happy days to you :inlove
To Sands and Shadow Bwhahahahahaha, gud one had me goin for a while... even though it was a old thread rofl
 
Congratulations Murat. You do realise your spearfishing days are numbered after you get married, :) :) send me a pm when and where, will come across to Mağosa, or are you doing it in Lefkoşa?.

Take care

Peter.
 
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