Congratulations, Shadowkiller...I guess I shouldn't have waged Sands so quickly when you had mentioned that ill-fated Vegemite eating contest. I suppose I'll do my research next time...or burn my tongue with hot coffee.
Sands,
The following I would like shipped back to me:
1. my toothbrush
2. Psychadelic Furs album
3. plastic microwave egg poacher
4. lavender candle w/ headboard collonade holders
5. my 2 ft. long, french braided pony tail I let you cut off....I can't believe I let you do that, backstabber!
6. Christopher, the extra-attentive poolboy (with cleaning supplies and suntan oil)
7. The last of the Hello Kitty Shrinky-Dinks that we haven't baked.
8. low-end tarantula cage
9. Did you ever find that tarantula?
10. "On Golden Pond" VHS
Shadow, a few pointers for keeping Sands happy
1. She likes the car pulled around everymorning around 11:30 am for her morning shopping spree(s).
2. All monuments in her image must be completed during her sleep hours (1:00am-11:30 am mon-thurs...5:30am 8:30pm fri,sat,sun)
3. She doesn't care who steals the hope diamond, just make sure the ring is the right size.
4. Either you eat at separate tables, or you sleep in different rooms. It's your call. She doesn't have time to pay her PR team to write que cards for EVERYTHING
5. You NEVER sink her battleship
6. Questions are a burden to others...mainly Sands
7. Every "pass" during the Newlywed Game Show is a knee in the groin on the way back to the limo
8. During role-playing...she likes for you to guess the "safety" word.
9. Throwing a coat over a puddle for her to cross is very dandy and turn-of-the-century chivalrous and all...but mostly, she just needs you to keep the paparazzi from getting in the restaurant.
10. Enjoy the doggy bag on your own damn hours (1:00am-11:30am mon-thurs...5:20am-8:30pm fri,sat,sun)
Always stealing the show... I never heard a congratulations for me and Benny B
